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This no-lube attack on her piss box is brought to you by the combined effort of low self esteem, a possible case of bulimia and Craigslist being so easy to access.

Seeing a baton get used as a colon cleanser would have been icing on the cake... but we don't always get what we want.

Hornyness will always make a girl do crazy things. Now imagine when she's insane to start with.

Congrats, you passed the rap video prerequisite. Now you're ready to date Chris Brown.

What was the point of people coming to the party with their clothes on? Just seems like a really pointless middleman getting in the way of awesomeness.

Just when you think his greatest social skill is shitting his pants in the McDonald's drive-thru at 3:00 AM, he goes and does this.

Nothing more unsettling than walking into the house after a night on the town, only to find vaginally stained carpeting that you didn't cause. Bummer dude.

Barely at drinking age and already paving her road to semi-pro pornstardom. The only thing that could make her better was an asshole that dispensed weed.

If the first girl's exposed tampon string doesn't get your boner to maximum hardness, the hottie turning the street corner into her personal piss box will. Guaranteed.

WTMF!

As fate would have it, you really shouldn't bring a face to an elbow fight.

When she stops by, everything gets sticky.

Unfortunately they are about as useful as a bag of expired trail mix. Her only hope is to score that Reebok sponsorship when gravity turns them into sneakers.

We've always said wearing underwear and using condoms was an outdated practice. And this is exactly why.

All I learned was tits look better in motion. But I already knew that. Fuck you Australia.

You do one nice thing for your BFF on her big day and it turns into a total shit storm. On the bright side Paco won't need that mandatory 17% tip stacked on.

Or a lot. It depends on how many Japanese movies you've been conditioned with.

When you want to bang your girl with the power of a Marvel Comic villain, one must choose the female in question wisely. She would get the cock of Thanos.

Dude's got himself a definite keeper here. I'm talking dick in the butt, ring on the finger, silver anniversary shit here guys.

Grab your backpacks because we're all going to the step classes next week. This is the last piece of video footage I need to see to make that decision.

So... is this a thing now?