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Gotta be some Native American blood running through the ass cheeks on this one. Cause I feel like I want to blow smoke signals in there all day long.

The chip display that fell on him gets my vote for zoo keeper of the year.

When a GF with this much natural cushioning becomes an ex , I'm afraid you're doomed to a life of bumping your nose on the hard sternum of flat chested girls.

I almost started to feel bad for the petty little prick. Then I saw her haircut and that remedied the situation pretty quick.

OWNED!

Girl's got gusto: I'll give her that much. She's also got the ability to stay vertical when reaching speeds of 3 MPH which is why El Gordo is eating shit right now.

Looks like a lot of fun was had below that waistline of hers. Those we're some good days behind the local Pottery Barn.

And we're not talking Jersey Shore, deep-fried Oreo flavored piss holes here either. This is European slit punching in it's finest form.

I can't be the only one that wants to witness one of her bowel movements after a solid hour at the local Wok Buffet... right?

Jaw officially on the floor and shattered.

Fun fact: The victim in question actually acquired this vid and posted it online in hopes of communal support of his overdone belly rolls. Not today Porkenstien.

One girl-next-door fantasy after another comes to life for some lucky mother fucker that isn't you or me. This fap is gonna be a pity fap.

For a $250k price tag I have to say I'm disappointed. My uncles done more damage than that to the public with a Honda Accord and he can't even see.

Looks like someone has trained his girlfriend quite well. The post-raw dog vaginal quivering was a nice touch.

Don't hate soccer as much as the average American does? You're about to.

It takes the average man months to dip into a new pussy after he's gotten rejected by another. This guy does it on the spot. Multiple times.

Cool guys never look at explosions. So think of this as the black version of that.

Girl #2 is where the real self-lubrication kicks in. Looks like said China doll has been washing her innards with Crest Vivid White toothpaste.

And it doesn't stop there either. Only watch this kinda shit if you have an entire day set aside to bleach your eyes and forget it ever happened.

Care? Shame? Pride? These are the three dragons you must slay to make something like this happen.

Xbox loses out again.