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He's a modern man. Only attacking pussy that's been kicked out of more college dorm rooms than free thought and independent thinking. So... it's possible.

And not in the good way.

Amount of trust left in this relationship? Mother fuckin ZERO.

It may look like an unfair fight, but I promise you, Officer Oleg has been drinking just as much tonight.

Ya dun goofed mother fucker.

This is actually standard Korean "If I can't get a dick, I'll just fuck myself" protocol. MDMA fortune cookies all up in yo shit.

If there's anything that body is good for, it's abuse. For some reason it can handle more punishment than a 90-year-old German Gramma can give out.

Some people don't know what a pussy fart is. Date a girl built with a backdoor like this and you'll never have to. Hot mother fucking damn I'll take sloppy 32nds.

You always see PSAs for texting and driving, drinking and driving, Chinese and driving. It's high time we put some of that sponsor money into this epidemic.

Amateur girl's got a pretty particular fetish that is eventually going to spell doom for her ovarian region if it keeps up.

Prime example of why headgear should be required at all incest-related outings.

And the other losers. And winners have to fuck winners. Everybody wins!

Well at least it was straight and to the point. The total opposite of your average Call of Duty player.

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. I'm just not so sure on "right" being in the same category as choking a bitch out adjacent to the local park.

Must be the result of lasting .3 minutes in the porn industry. Yes, that's him.

Morals and ethics go right out of that shit pipe of hers when that argument comes into play. Better find something to bite on girl, cause I'd go in Sahara dry.

With that much white trash vagina being flung around someone is bound to get syphilis.

luv2shoot: "Any day that goes by where shes NOT getting stuffed with dick, is a day wasted."

It's pretty much a guarantee that the carpets will need to be steam cleaned if you go down the dirty brick road with her.

Great attitude but here's a tip on the house: Save your commentary for online World of Warcraft gold farming. It's not helping the boner stay a boner.

Scissoring done right? They got an ap for that.