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Innocent disposition, looking for penile transition. Someone is about to regret cutting off their daughter's college allowance right about... NOW.

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Just when you think masturbating 12 times a day is your absolute limit, some freshman slut from the University of Boner comes along and ups your maximum.

Shantell and company take to the streets to play show and tell with their fists and ass. Citizens that help? Less people that would show up for a Menudo comeback concert.

Barely 18-years-old for 48 hours and already in front of a camera trying to get that e-fame. Don't know if we should be impressed or really impressed.

In Texas, this is how you get a vasectomy.

That should cover penetration, ejaculation, crying and apologizing with 2.5 minutes left to spare. And that means time for mother fuckin Pop Tarts.

Cute for sure but I'm not so sure about that dress. Anything that looks like it was handcrafted in a Moscow sweatshop is an automatic turn off for moi.

That's enough internet today. Goodnight.

Maybe it's all that newfound freedom. Or maybe it's all the free booze. Either way, blowing a load in your underwear has never been more meaningful.

Good thing all that talent was there to break his fall. This could've been worse.

Armed only with a cellphone and balls of steel, this fucker takes his boner where it doesn't belong.

If the glass shards end up in your b-hole, is it still considered 7 years bad luck or are you even now? Someone should look into that.

Dude really needs to lock that door or be more open to tagging his friend in to start the rotisserie.

I don't know exactly what she's squirting out of her pussy but the man on the receiving end is loving it.