Sunday, May 19th, 2013
Schizo Security Guard Beaten Up
A security guard that offers no security, is like a German hooker that doesn't let you shit on her chest. It's false mother fucking advertising.
I'd HATE to Call Her an EX Girlfriend
If this 10 minute video is any indication of her ability to make the boners rise and the cum flow, consider me sold. I feel for every ex-BF.
Popular Girl Gets Taught a Lesson
And what does the winner get? A welfare check that you pay for in about 5 years. I bet you can't wait.
Fucking Hell - Look at That Teen Ass!
Prepare the Bounty paper towels. Extra absorbent preferably.
Who in the Fuck Fights a Cactus!?
Best Craigslist transaction, EVER.
18-Year-Old Has the PERFECT Titties
Not huge, not small, we're talking just right. A claim that's hard to deny when she turns your slim jim into her own personal pogo stick.
There is No Innocence in This Girl
Beyond-fortunate college boy scores the fuck of the century and his camera couldn't have been in a better location at the time. Internet high five for him.
All the Inspiration a Man Needs
What's 315 pounds, black and has never made contact with it's own asshole before? If you said the north American grizzly bear, you're only half right.
Dorm Room Hangout Turns into Orgy
Real men take what they want. Before this double vaginal slaying, I'm guessing it was a mix of molly and Colt 45.
She Does this on a Damn Soda Can
And she's not even half Japanese. True talent.
This is Why You Clear Old Sim Cards!
Something to keep in mind when you get called in for that nifty iPhone upgrade. BUSTED!
College Girl Does Her Fucking Live
No better way to leave your mark in the old college apt than to squirt as much seminal fluid in it. The next tenants are gonna think monkeys were living there.
Little More, Little More - Perfect!
Now do you see the importance of seat belts and not trading an immigrant a driver's license for gardening services? You better.
First Timer not Ready For Huge Facial
NO cum dodging allowed. Especially when it's painting half the fucking duplex in 1 shot.
Perfecting the Homemade Vasectomy
Natural selection at it's finest.
Girlfriend Gets Triple Penetrated
There's a health risk here. One wrong thrust from a guy with a triple barrel cock gun and it's going to be lights out for her vaginal crevice. Stock up on Advil.
Videos That Make You Say DAY-YUM!
This is perverse. More perverse than that happy-go-lucky bastard that ejaculates while donating to the homeless.
Don't Stop Until You Cum in Me!
Sometimes you can see the repressed daddy issues from 20 miles away.
I'm So Very Jealous of Her Fingers
You always wish for a pair like this to be staring you in the face at point blank range... but when it finally happens you don't know what to do. Luckily she does.
Saturday, May 18th, 2013
Tiny Girls Need Help With Big Dick
Sharing is caring. But this time it might be more about survival than anything else. One wrong thrust and he's gonna be wearing their insides as cock jackets.
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