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Most people that wrestling around with something that big get their own reality show on The Discovery Channel. For her, it's just Thursday afternoon.

0b(li)vious: "Fuck airbags. Need a parachute on that one."

You bring the stamina, she brings the lube and the rest is up to the migrant workers at the laundromat to figure out. The sheets will never be the same.

Still faster door to door service than Papa Johns could ever dream of.

Kinda amazing what a girl in the next dorm over will do for the promise of a six pack and a full pack of Starbursts. Long live the 18-year-old mind.

And WWE makes it even BETTER.

If it wasn't for the Internet, 99.9% of men would never have the luxury of witnessing this. We should all write Al Gore some hearty thank you e-mails.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this isn't her first time taking a penis in the turd cutter region. Just a hunch.

He's French. He runs a lot. It's funny, Lighten up.

Keep a close eye on the slutty in the cowboy hat. She went from honor student, to honorary butt plugger the second she discovered the joys of rum.

The loser's pride, and possibly part of his tooth are still missing though.

The potato salad is served bitch!

I know what you're all thinking. And yes, your dick would come out of this fight looking like a Turkish pancake.

The camera work could have been a little better. Those tits however, were just right.

Don't know what the fuck I'm buying but I'm ready to pay. Just throw in the pearl necklace for free and let's do this.

Seriously, that carpet will never be the same again after all the juices they extracted out of her. Hope you sluts got that Stanley Steamer hookup.

Grand Theft Auto 5 has some pretty awesome graphics.

Look how satisfied she is with herself after choking that cock down for a grand total of 120 seconds of penetration. That looks like wifey material to me.

If there's a book out there on what NOT to do during intercourse, I'd say this dude just paved the way for a fucking trilogy.

There's as much air in her head as there is dick in her snatch. (hint: that's a lot) So it's pretty damn understandable why she ended up completely exposed.

In a world where blue-balling thousands of men at the same time is a sport, she's Kobe mother fuckin Bryant.