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Innocent disposition, looking for penile transition. Someone is about to regret cutting off their daughter's college allowance right about... NOW.

More Omegle shenanigans HERE, HERE and HERE

Shantell and company take to the streets to play show and tell with their fists and ass. Citizens that help? Less people that would show up for a Menudo comeback concert.

In Texas, this is how you get a vasectomy.

Cute for sure but I'm not so sure about that dress. Anything that looks like it was handcrafted in a Moscow sweatshop is an automatic turn off for moi.

That's enough internet today. Goodnight.

Good thing all that talent was there to break his fall. This could've been worse.

If the glass shards end up in your b-hole, is it still considered 7 years bad luck or are you even now? Someone should look into that.

He's a modern man. Only attacking pussy that's been kicked out of more college dorm rooms than free thought and independent thinking. So... it's possible.

And not in the good way.

It may look like an unfair fight, but I promise you, Officer Oleg has been drinking just as much tonight.

This is actually standard Korean "If I can't get a dick, I'll just fuck myself" protocol. MDMA fortune cookies all up in yo shit.

Some people don't know what a pussy fart is. Date a girl built with a backdoor like this and you'll never have to. Hot mother fucking damn I'll take sloppy 32nds.

You always see PSAs for texting and driving, drinking and driving, Chinese and driving. It's high time we put some of that sponsor money into this epidemic.

Prime example of why headgear should be required at all incest-related outings.