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Ivona screw +0 Points March 20, 2016

when a man pisses and freezes his piss into the shape of of dick. he then has the woman suck both his dick and the frozen piss popsicle at the same time until she eventually winds up with a mouth full of piss slush and cum." [ I recognize that Urban Dictionary's definitions tend to be very hetero-oriented, but this is definitely something that we had in the gay pornography section of the video store I worked at. There were two variations on this theme: In the first, someone would enjoy a piss popsicle while being urinated on in a communal setting. In the second, the act would be almost the same, except the piss popsicle would be a cum popsicle and it would be inserted into all orifices and used as lubricant; urine was not involved. This is called a Devil's Dick] [Fun fact I just remembered: The warehouse where my boss would go to purchase the pornography also doubled as a repository for religious items (It was split in half). I was never allowed to go the warehouse (perhaps my boss (rightly) thought I would go into some kind of gay sex frenzy?) and he was always too shy to ask for particular titles or genres, so I would poll customers on what kind of DVDs they wanted and then would write detailed notes to the warehouse staff. They would include such lines as "our customers would appreciate a selection of videos featuring men absent of traditional god looks" and "one of our customers has asked whether you have anything that features both fisting and a compelling story line."] [One more fun fact: We got free rentals and my boss honestly thought I would take the entire box of new gay releases home on the day he brought it in and test all videos for "quality control" purposes. However, even at 23 I did not possess the necessary stamina or enthusiasm to enjoy over 20 hot new releases in one weekend.]

Basil +0 Points February 1, 2016

Yeah that dick is a slug. You can't pull real chicks with a little fella' like that.

anonymous212 +0 Points February 1, 2016

@Suicidal- Have you ever used a different EMO? You always use unamused. I don't blame you, you always do well with it. TBH-it's probably my favorite also. Why does SHOOSH always underline in red unamused (is it the wrong spelling?) Btw-it is razor close in Iowa. Daddy could be right after all. Bye!

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Suicidal +2 Points February 1, 2016

@its that obvious - You call that a big dick?? You might be hung like a mouse if you think that is big

Anonymous +0 Points February 1, 2016

whats her Name?

Anonydong +2 Points February 1, 2016

I'm mostly just surprised that there's no shit comments here. I'm almost disappointed, but not quite

its that obvious -1 Points February 1, 2016

thats pretty sad. guy has a big dick that has potential to tear up some nice pussy and instead hes fucking a doll... Forever Alone candidate right here.

its that obvious -1 Points February 1, 2016

thats pretty sad. guy has a big dick that has potential to tear up some nice pussy and instead hes fucking a doll... Forever Alone candidate right here.

Basil -1 Points February 1, 2016

Um - has he a fetish for amputees....and what's with the detached head?

 

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