Softball turned into a man's sport. Because she probably looks like one now.
Luis Cane versus Eliot Marshall makes it to the end of round 1.
Looks like the rules of inertia are a lot more strict than the NHL's.
If there's a hall of fame that doesn't have Van Damme as a VIP, this guy deserves to be in it.
The best part about this is she's absolutely sober. Which only makes me wonder how many Starbucks venti lattes can fit up her ass when drunk.
They should make a special colored card for fouls like these, one that really captures the mood. What color are sexually harassed testicles?
D to the mother fuckin AYUM. He might be wearing that helmet off the ice from now on...
I don't know if this is recent or not because I'd rather tickle my nutsac than follow hockey... but it still looked like it hurt. A lot.
Dude never saw it coming. Because he's Asian, not that it was incredibly fast or anything.
Remove an exposed cock from the field and get a red card? We hope that ref enjoys his nightly anal reaming after the game tonight.
They should just award points for most creative way to trick a referee. This one would be worth at least 5, and a reach around.
Getting 1.5 rebounds a game and a field goal percentage of 8 is much more challenging when someone is decking you in the mouth.
A very rarely seen move in MMA, but one that blows your dick through your ass every time it happens.
It may not seem all dangerous to you at home, but 28% of your body weight isn't measured in Vodka and Schnapps. That's a game changer.
The legend himself calls it quits after his 2nd Strikeforce loss. Which I guess is OK because I'm sick of Googling his name every time I have to write it.
Not as historic as the main event but a fantastic ending nonetheless.
Sam Oropeza versus Don Carlo at Strikeforce M1 present Fedor vs Silva.
Vanilla Ice's distant cousin struts to the ring like he's got a 2 Liter jammed up his cornhole only to be KO'd in record time. Lulz will be had by all.
Let me get this straight. Putting your hands up clears you of all penalties? Finally, a defense for when trying to ass fuck a sleeping girlfriend goes bad.
Just wait till the transition into all-3D media happens - then things like this and porn are going to be REALLY awesome.
Emphasis on tries.
Japan is still celebrating the first Asian man to successfully give a white girl an O face.
If this was the premise of the game, every girl on this site would be a pro at it.
9 out of 10 pornstars agree, taking it in the head at this speed is dangerous. Which means 1 is a lesbian and needs to be slapped with a penis.
When porn becomes a recognized professional sport, these are the guys I want doing commentary.
UFC 116's one hell of a main event!
A worthy rematch both competitors we're looking to jump into.
An almost expected ending but surprisingly quick.
If I lived in Africa I'd have a Vuvuzela to play right now. And three kids with a nutrition deficiency.
Getting a date is gonna be hard with a shattered nose AND the D'angelo haircut.
I'd totally drink warm beer and fall asleep in front of a soccer game with my hand down my pants if this went on at every game.
He's like 45. He should have watched enough porn videos by now to know the dangers of ball/face accidents.
He witnesses bone rip through flesh & he's cool as a cucumber. My girlfriend gets 1 fist in her butt and its 2 straight days of crying. Life is a paradox.
Really, are you surprised? $20 bucks says this is just an appetizer to the shit feast his wife is preparing at home right now.
The world is still in shock...
Annnnnnd that referee just got put in the running for asshole of the year. Pretty sure she'll win too.