Mixed Martial Arts noob takes an introductory class to OBEYING THE RULES 101 and fails miserably. If nearly getting tapped out by a ref didn't teach him a lesson, I'm afraid his fate is sealed.
Keep a close eye on how his chin bounces off the floor an astonishing 2 inches after impact. Seems the Grim Reaper has discovered the fine art of trolling.
Tapping yourself out before the real punches start getting thrown? Sympathy has about as much place in professional fighting as it does Japanese eel porn. aka ZERO. Hit the bricks chump.
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