This should at least get honorable mention by Guinness.
Full neck-shitting story HERE.
It's called a 'Polaris'. And this guy just got fucked.
Alfonso gets a little too caught up in the moment and tries to break the ice with a swift cumshot maneuver. The sudden increase in her protein intake is not appreciated.
Fuck whoever said human orifices have depth limitations. This dude's drunken night at the bath house just netted him legendary status on the Internet.
BEEP BEEP BITCHES, I'M A BUS.
"The first impression matters the most".
I'm gonna go ahead and file this under "shocking". After hour 7 of being approached by vagrants for various sexual services it stops being "funny".
THE STREAK IS ALIVE!
Shitstain drivers like every single one seen in this video are why the farthest I travel outside is to the bathroom. And sometimes, I just go on the carpet.
You messed with the wrong Olive Garden greeter.
darwin: "The Ukraine aka Russia Lite."
Full story HERE.
Settling domestic disputes with the hood mentality is kinda extreme. It's kinda like Judge Judy, except it works.
Was that someone's foot skidding at the end?
Everybody relax - it was just a Kia.
+1 for the window hulk smash.
Solid 8.5 though. -1.5 points for not sticking the landing.
wadiewa: "Good idea to do 200kph w/ a check engine light."
Hits just like the bitch he's accusing her to be. Just another of the many reasons she tried to upgrade cocks behind this limp wrist's back I'm sure.
And that's the story of why Billy thinks 2 + 2 = blue.
Some more information HERE.
Right? Wrong? Judge in the comments below.
And on that day enough fecal matter was supplied to justify a new sewer system.
20-something South American skankarella barked up the wrong penis. That's 2 days worth of investigative journalism right there. If you know something I don't, hit me up.
You just got the blood of a girl that more STD's than the local clinic, and you've declared yourself the winner? It's time to re-evaluate that pimp hand, Boris.
There's a time and place to discover your tolerance for psychedelic drugs. And Gate 31 at Dallas International Airport is never fucking it.
Not only goes Bill go on disability for 6 months, but this was the most accurate recreation of me busting a nut after going into Seinfeld mode for 2 weeks.
That's gotta be worth at least 4 stars.
Death count is up to 3. Full story HERE.
Original video HERE.
There's close calls... and then there's getting a haircut by a box truck's front tire at 35 mph. This man will never live his life in fear again.
"Start the circle jerk without me guys".