Source claims our dude in white claimed 'MMA fighting doesn't work in real life' so he jumped into the ring and tried to prove his theory. KO delivered at 2:14.
Cop channels his inner Rick James, we get an MMA knockout that hurts just to watch and those Russian girls in the last clip? Thundercunts I tell you. Grade A.
It's not everyday we see this kind of justice play out in real time. The closed fists, the hair drag, that Sparta toss off the bridge. It's mother fuckin' ART I tell ya.
We get the first clean street fight in the history of the Internet, a girl goes down in her favorite pizza spot & Hobo Jones in the last clip is ready for his 15 secs in today's comp.
Girl's night out shows us who's going commando, Ryan Seacrest Jr. goes to sleep and 280 consecutive hours of commenting on MMA videos pays off in that last clip.
It's too bad Wang Jr. didn't take this one step further and just piss all over the derange mentally handicapped homeless man. Then we'd have something for ESPN here.
Nelson Muntz reincarnates himself as a juiced up black man, a doctor takes a life instead of saves one and our cheeky fucker in the last video gets brought back to reality in today's comp.
Quick Draw McDickbag learns not to bring a BB gun to a fist fight, WWE comes to Detroit (#2) and our last clip is the last anti-meth PSA you'll ever need to see in today's com.
The teabagging is complimentary.
The first fisticuffs compilation of 2016 is brought to you by freshly-charged EBT cards, a complete lack of defense and humiliating bullies around the globe.
Mom's really making up for those SKOAL double packs she got her lovely daughter for Xmas. Nothing says tru luv like kicking your enemies in the face.
Bringing pieces of your shed to a fist fight is one thing. Blind-siding someone with a homerun swing then running like your one-night-stand got pregnant is another. Fuck that guy.
Rene 'Level' Martinez isn't one to fuck with.
Girls on girls, guys on girls and while the last clip isn't a fight by Webster's definition, it's definitely some useful technology you'll want to add to your next relationship.
Homeless guy wrecks some entitled ass, bullies go down quicker than a movie competing with Star Wars and that last clip really, really makes me want to watch boxing again.
When he wakes up and learns how to speak again, someone should really have a conversation with him about that Gilligan's Island hat. I foresee more violence in his future.
Russian roulette becomes a social game again, we see the first act of chivalry in China (kinda) and that last fight proves the great white hype is REAL in today's comp.
Bullies get annihilated, vaginas go home dirtier than Richard Gere after a visit to the petting zoo and that knockout in the last video? Let me just say this: L-O-FUCKING-L.
Down syndrome fails to be a cunt-deterrent, punching girls in the face makes someone a hero and that last clip shows us why sign language sucks in today's compilation.
Stewart's found himself in an uncomfortable position. Without the annonyminity of Xbox live he discovers the consequences of both pissing himself, and racial slurs.
Pocket change debts turn into brain damage, heavyweights on all-Krispy Kreme diets lay waste in the street and one girl even takes a dudes punch and keeps going in today's comp.
Some are old, some are new but all will make you hate your fellow mouth-breather equally. And all forms of public transportation, specifically the buses.
Outnumbering a guy backfires, Holly Holm gets knocked the fuck out and the business men in the last clip will forever be afraid of The Harlem Globetrotters in today's comp.
If getting wrecked in the fight wasn't humiliating enough, being bludgeoned with the weapon you tried to sneak into the brawl should just about do it.
Today's shortie compilation is chock full of knockouts, pickpockets, women's rights and pretty much brain damage in that last clip. We should start numbering these.
A girl damn near grows a second head, why not to piss off soccer moms before they've eaten their 7th meal and the last clip proves barbershop should sell tickets in today's comp.
Another mistress gets taken to pound town (not the good one), we witness an actual scalping in the hood and the last clip... well, I won't give that one away in today's comp.
He's the hero Detroit deserves, but not the one it's going to recognize right now. So we'll praise him. Because he can take it. Because he's a silent guardian.
Tons (and tons) of ratchet-flavored nudity, white knights using wrestling finishers and your weekly dosage of sucker punching goodness grace today's compilation.
UFC 193's MAIN EVENT
Community service: Detroit style.
Still better than a Mayweather fight.
We see the consequences of petty theft in South America, relive the bitchslap heard around the world and the last clip might be a GTA DLC in today's comp.
Kinda abnormal to get three compilations in the same week but apparently violence is totally in this November. But that last clip NEEDED exposure... damn.
Assault with a deadly American beer, gays in backyard MMA and even a girl that should be wearing diapers in her 20's are what you'll find in today's compilation.
A confederate flag magnet on this truck.... AFTER A COUNTRY MUSIC CONCERT. That's like stabbing Miley Cyrus for having fleas. The 2 are expected to go together.