Push the envelope of life. If tragedy is to strike doing what you love at least you can say, "I knew what it felt like to be alive".
Evolve or go extinct.
darwin: "If she slips, the girl on top is gonna get one hell of an introduction to fist fucking."
Suck on that, Peppy.
And now the quest for the record for how many times you can bust to a clothed girl begins.
Wanna know how I avoid this happening? By keeping my over-sized balls in my pants until a Vietnamese girl instructs me otherwise. Always play it safe.
Half rally, half American Ninja obstacle course.
My balls have officially been blown off and now I like Acuras.
Meat hook back suspensions + Free falling = NOPE.
Ballsiest thing I've seen a guy do since raw-dogging a Hilton.
Every time I see this guy's face all I can make of that shit eating grin is "I cant believe im getting paid for this".
Upgrading humans sounds like a good idea to me. Every person that makes MTV ratings go up, I'm looking in your pointless directions.
Motivation comes in all shapes and forms. Today it's a human wrecking ball that could join a fucking gymnastics team competing in the Olympics.
MASTER ROSHI LIVES!
Self-exposed tits and ass in MY 6 second social media networking? It's more likely than you think.
If those are 45 lb plates then the girl in the picture squats more than me. Then again I've never had a 275 lb black man from death row yelling at me while lifting so maybe I haven't reached my true potential.
Only a madman would attempt to keep up with pocket rockets like this. And that madman drives a 600 HP Audi R8 like he fucking stole it.
If we can bring Initial D to real life then how about THIS GEM NEXT? Make it happen Japan.
Kobe Bryant is going to be pissed off at that accusation. After he gets caught sleeping with her 12 times.
Pants are optional.
Getting sucked off by a black mamba may be all well and good for your average Joe, but I have higher standards. And lower expectations.
And soon after that location is discovered, the search for my restraining orders begins.
And if you think half of these stunts are impressive, just imagine how much harder they are when you have to counter-balance a 37 lb ball bag. #skillz
That ass belongs to Jen Selter and has powers to make a man do extraordinary things. Like today, I actually got all the piss into the toilet on the first try.
Okay, I know what I want for my birthday. And if you can't any of these girls to try Rophenol then I guess Kate Upton will have to do. I guess.
If Kurt Cobain we're alive right now I think he'd support this. After aiming that gun at Courtney and rightfully claiming these tits are his own personal pillow set.
To call this "amazing" would be the understatement of a lifetime. NASA themselves would be jealous of the physics involved in this chick's routine.
And you're not gonna find any of that here today. Damn girl.
This is the Isle of Man Sidecar Race and it's going to blow your balls off.
Add some peanut butter and little rimming to the equation and we got the kind of porn Torbe's fat ass can never dream of replicating. Minus the peanut butter.
The real amazing part is compensating for weight-to-velocity ratios with balls that big in the front seat.
Now if some crazy bitch could add road head at the apex of a 90 degree, turn to the equation we'd be set. I'm looking in your direction Consent Girl.
Meanwhile, in Australia...
We figure you're on your 27th consecutive hour of GTA V, so seeing what you can do in real life should be a nice breath of fresh air.
This is the closet we're getting to a real life super hero.