she is completely drunk and craving for sex
Liquor? Alcohol seems logical to be the culprit of this embarrassment.
What drug? Mainly alcohol... The only drug that fucks you up enough to make you act like a fucking idiot and yet the only one legal. If she did not have a little extacy or meth in her right now she would be in the fetal position drowning in her own vomit. Illicit drugs are not what you see on the tv, they are all propaganda. Alcohol is fucking evil.
She'll be the VIP at every frat party she goes to.
Ibuprofen and caffeine.
the letter for today is "E" perhaps?
She will be more appreciated outside on the sidewalk.
You know your ass is fat when you pull them down, and your ass IS STILL IN THEM!
Now spin your head around and vomit pea soup.