She's from a part of the world that doesn't believe in speed limits or limiting your bathroom activities to a toilet. So... this probably shouldn't be such a shocker.
But I do wholeheartedly hope there isn't a repeat occurrence. For me, fetish porn begins and ends at Kate Upton's underwear hamper - this shit is just unacceptable.
Captain Barbosa tears up the bootyhole of local female like nobodies business. You say he's handicapped. Tyrell "Hops" Jenkins says he's handicapable.
Am I the only one that sees similarities in their bone structure/height/autism? They say they're BF/GF. I say she's running the autism chapter of the make-a-wish foundation.
Every time I think Japan can't confuse my erection again, they go and pull something like this out of their turd cutter. Do I jack off or buy an action figure?
Everybody celebrates the holidays differently. But when your asshole is literally taking champagne bottles hostage, it's time to reevaluate your choices in life.
Creative ways to penetrate a female are a welcomed delight here at Shoosh, but this isn't about technique. It's about a fucking exorcism and who's performing it.
So... what else are you hiding in there?
Her chest is faker than my Tinder profile, but congrats are in order. When The Avengers become a reality she'll be the only one capable of tit fucking The Hulk.
Once upon a time there were two girls that decided their bloodline was best shared on skin videos. Meet the Miltons. Sisters that make inc3st look kinda cute.
Step 1: Unzip pants. Step 2: Spread your piss cutter & aim for high ticket items. Step 3: Record and put on the Internet so everyone knows what fucking zoo to return you to.
Or scariest. It's the same thing in Russia.
I don't know, there's just something bizarre about a guy confessing his love for an inbred girl next to a stack of Mug Root Beer. I guess I'm just old fashioned.
Dickinson is a disgusting creature. We knew that. But watching her stumble through this make believe story of Billy C giving her the 'ole pudding pop dropped her stock further.
...it might look a little something like this. wut?
Whatever awareness is attempting to be raised her doesn't seem to be jiving with us westerners. Always protect your cucumber with an AZN girl? Is that it?
Most females take care of their buttholes like fine China. Not this hippie. She's so close to nature there's pine tree DNA swimming around her colon. You'll see...
Uhh... Happy Birthday?
Oh, it's THIS fucking weirdo again. And this time his meat spins have attracted 2 local homeless girls.
Maybe I'm still tripping balls off THIS VIDEO but I think this may be incorrect information. The cucumber doesn't HAVE to be the size of an Xbox.
A simple glory hole scene gets a makeover by Jigsaw himself. That titanic amount of Hollywood splooge may wash off, but the shame is forever.
"Strange" is an understatement. I've never pretended to know what in the blue fuck is going on in the far East, but today I'm officially stumped. WUT.
Please point all guilty erections somewhere else.
A little heavy on the creme fraiche eh?
In my time as a pornographic connoisseur I've seen vaginas do amazing things. But never in my lifetime did I expect to find one that could run an Air Jordan sweatshop out of business on it's own.
Well if she didn't have crabs before... she does now.
Must be cool to be this chick. She's got the government paying for her Meth, doesn't need to be up at 7AM for work and shitting her pants in public is considered a social activity. #jealous
When the skoal runs out, what else is a 3rd generation inbred from the trailer park supposed to entertain herself with? Exactly.
I'm still not sure if we're seeing a man completely down on his luck or just clever advertising for the next Paranormal Activity. Thoughts?
This video is 3 parts perplexity, 12 parts WTF. The confusion starts immediately upon seeing Steven Spielberg's most famous creation as the costar. And then...
Why are you reading this? There's blood-squirting nipples on the other side of this link.
This is like the Martial Law on outdoor sex flicks. Anything goes, all holes are accessible and onlookers are more intrigued that terrified when they walk by.
"I'm gonna peruse a Liberal Arts degree".
This... her....it...why would a person... WTF MAN.
Bitch did you just suck off a giraffe? WTF