Nothing conspicuous going on here. Noooope.
WARNING: Results will vary if you try this method in real life. Unless you're on a New Jersey beach. There the only variable is which genital disease you take home.
But to be fair: If you're shacking up with a girl that hits beach on Spring Break without you, the 3 different kinds of herpes you end up with are well-deserved.
Consider it an extreme form of "try before you buy". Or in Jamal's case, "try before you promise a night of Chipotle, Redbox and robbing a 7-11".
I won't give away what's about to transpire in a very public place... but I will say this: It's the only fetish more painful than hearing Kanye West talk.