I'd be a little less worried about the buttsex and more concerned with whatever off-road vehicle ran over his dick and fled the scene. The fuck is going on down there my guy? Even the lions on Animal Planet don't treat their meat that badly.
Don't let the 16-inch CRT television and the ornate furnishings of a 19th century slave labor camp fool you. This was filmed no more than a week ago. #moscow
Exercise is important. But it looks like Shirley forgot the second half of influencer-gram's 2 tenants to get scammed into a healthier lifestyle. The part that says you need more than 300 calories a day to withstand a drive-by BBC of this caliber.
Not the most unexpected chain of events from a girl that comes less prepared for battle than whoevers handicap stall I invaded at Walmart last week. Sorry Wheels, but the janitor's bucket simply does not meet my communal standards anymore.
[more] It's pretty rare to find non-GMO girls this well built, so when they pop up it has to be acknowledged. Enjoy these weapons of mass destruction now because according to her country of origin, they might get drafted to the front line soon.
Bigfoot's hypo-allergenic sister refuses to adopt basic hygiene practices, but doesn't think twice about letting a complete stranger play a tune on her stink whistle. [raw mind you] Perhaps we really have gone past the point of no return.
Is there some sort of hyper-whoring rights of passage everyone seems to be speedrunning that I'm aware of? idk. But what I do know is her butthole at the 10:00 mark looks like the average New York City pothole. We call that #winning
Nice titties. Spunky attitude. But what really sold me was lack of both girth and length on her costar. Look closely - you can almost pinpoint the exact moment his miniature taquito roll ends her confidence in the male gender for all eternity.
What in the Alabama backwoods barn burning bullshit is goin on in that last clip? Mating ritual? Vegan skin care? Reasons I won't enter Ubers without plastic wrap?
4 out of 5 physicians would advise against this kind of behavior. But a life of digestive complications doesn't really seem to concern these prodigies. Big risks = more clout. And more clout = more fashionably retarded short form content.
Might as well call her a lumberjack because these logs are getting split. And she's not afraid of having her temperature checked at the same time? All future STD testing requirements aside, this looks like a girl worth keeping on the faves list.
Looks like FTV, but theres no results for 'chipotle' or 'double meat'. Nevertheless, those little jugs of hand sanitizer may no longer be suitable when choosing this fine fast food dining establishment as the destination for your next din din...
Flirting is pretty straight forward. Just flick the hair, bat some eyes and let the cringe commence. Becky seems to have turned the dial to 73. Bold choice, but if this is a repeat incident then shes filling more bucketlists than bungee jumping.
Shameless clout demon commandeers a self checkout line wearing less clothing than Kanye West's girlfriend, then contemplates the results. :pepega: :poggers:
