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LOL: Foreign Reporter Never Saw it Coming

LOL: Foreign Reporter Never Saw it Coming

Sounds like this is from the Netherlands. The part of the world that had a good soccer team that one time and can't be found on a map by 1 in 2 Americans.
Views: 40,163 Rating: 0% Comments: (8)
Idiot Tries to FIGHT Monkeys, Gets Ass BEAT

Idiot Tries to FIGHT Monkeys, Gets Ass BEAT

"Almost immediately, one of the spider monkeys sank its sharp teach into Mr. Dos Santos's wrist, while another bit his elbow and shoulder." Genius.
Views: 34,683 Rating: 100% Comments: (23)
I've Never Heard these Noises From a Girl

I've Never Heard these Noises From a Girl

Close your eyes and you'd think someone changed the channel to Jumanji. Open them and you'll be as horrified as having to actually watch Jumanji.
Views: 21,304 Rating: 0% Comments: (7)
Tiger EATS Guy Who Wanted to Pet it

Tiger EATS Guy Who Wanted to Pet it

Full story HERE.
Views: 32,376 Rating: 0% Comments: (23)
Maniac Survives Jumping in Tiger's Den

Maniac Survives Jumping in Tiger's Den

Views: 12,477 Rating: -100% Comments: (13)
Monkey Gives Zoo Visitors a Show

Monkey Gives Zoo Visitors a Show

Oh sure when he does it in front of strangers it's night at the fucking Apollo. But I do it one time on a bus...
Views: 23,385 Rating: -33% Comments: (12)
Crocodile Goes for a Death Blow

Crocodile Goes for a Death Blow

Shows over folks.
Views: 11,679 Rating: 100% Comments: (14)
Zoo Trainer Pisses off the Wrong Lion

Zoo Trainer Pisses off the Wrong Lion

Keep a 500 lb animal in a cage all day for months at a time and you're sure to face the consequences. My mom still refuses to make pancakes for me.
Views: 12,395 Rating: 100% Comments: (8)
Not Your Average Day at the Zoo

Not Your Average Day at the Zoo

Beat it like you stole it. A mantra every single man should live by.
Views: 27,620 Rating: 33% Comments: (6)
African Rebels Forced to EAT Libyan Flag

African Rebels Forced to EAT Libyan Flag

Handcuffed, in a cage, at the zoo AND forced to eat the flag of your rivals? Someone finally did something SAW didn't.
Views: 6,147 Rating: -100% Comments: (6)
Feeding Two Cheetahs Painfully Backfires

Feeding Two Cheetahs Painfully Backfires

Going out on disability is hard. Now imagine how much harder it is when the only pussy you've touched in 3 years left scar tissue behind.
Views: 13,703 Rating: 100% Comments: (9)
Blue Heron Enters Lion's Den at the Zoo

Blue Heron Enters Lion's Den at the Zoo

We'd make some crude comments about giant angry pussy but it seems enough mental scars for life have been accomplished here already. Quota achieved.
Views: 12,512 Rating: 100% Comments: (6)
Gang of Lethal Monkeys Fuck Drunk Guy Up

Gang of Lethal Monkeys Fuck Drunk Guy Up

People being mauled by animals with razor sharp teeth is no laughing matter. But we're talking about a guy that's wasted enough to drink his own piss, so it's hilarious.
Views: 11,350 Rating: 100% Comments: (9)
Panda's R Kelly Moment is Laughed at by All

Panda's R Kelly Moment is Laughed at by All

Remember folks, this is exactly how Kim Kardashian got famous. Never forget that.
Views: 8,828 Rating: 100% Comments: (8)
Poo-Flinging Monkey Ruins Day at The Zoo

Poo-Flinging Monkey Ruins Day at The Zoo

Note to self: Things that shit on the ground should always be kept at a 30 yards or more distance. That's why my mom sleeps in the shed.
Views: 15,397 Rating: 71% Comments: (4)
He Thinks a Monkey Raping His Head is Fun

He Thinks a Monkey Raping His Head is Fun

Ke$ha called. She said thanks for making sex with her finally look like an upgrade to something.
Views: 4,592 Rating: 20% Comments: (2)
Lion Suddenly Attacks One of His Trainers

Lion Suddenly Attacks One of His Trainers

At what point in history did lions ask to be kept in captivity and used to entertain fat middle aged women? They're not Donny Osmond.
Views: 10,117 Rating: 33% Comments: (15)
Dolphin Escapes Tank At Sea World Japan

Dolphin Escapes Tank At Sea World Japan

At $20/pound he should have learned how to jump higher than that if he was planning to go awol.
Views: 14,290 Rating: 100% Comments: (25)
Chimp Does The Unthinkable With A Frog...

Chimp Does The Unthinkable With A Frog...

Oh sure it's funny now, but when my uncle does it all of a sudden he's on a sexual predator website?
Views: 12,143 Rating: 82% Comments: (20)