I'm in love.

I'm not too familiar with this style of paper bagging in the bedroom but maybe it's a good thing. Fucking guy could look like Golem's asshole under there.

The only thing better than getting a girl like this in the sheets is her doing all the dirty work for you. Bitch is one turkey on rye away from being totally perfect.

Hipster glasses in full effect and a fucking body to die for. For some of you, that will make you wish you had two boners to attack without mercy right now.

Model-status blonde has a slim body and a filthy mind. Combine forces and it's enough power to blow the buttons off your Levi's right into your girlfriend's eye.

Well it's not like she got that body from sitting around and watching TV. It came from a good diet, focus in the gym and a strict "12 inches or more" policy.

Must be that whole <i>Liter of Baccardi a day</i> rule over there that sends their tolerance sky high So much better than the <i>sip sip puke</i> our sluts practice.