It's not hard to see why there's no second thought on self liquidation. If that was my body there would be new bruises to explain every single fucking day.

It's not easy to find a female actually capable of satisfying you via tit fucking. But shit, when you do it's almost pretty damn average of a feeling. Neato.

When your nickname actually transcends relationships with different guys you know it's gotta be true. Grab the closest towel and find out for yourself.

It must have been one of those 'in the moment' things. Had she wrapped her brain power around the next 24 hours she probably would have tried to say no.

Supposedly this guy goes around college campuses in Czechoslovakia and gets desperate girls to shake their twats for $50 a head. He's up to girl #29. This week.

There's only so much a guy can do when faced with impossible odds. His strategy? Brute force. Because eventually the blood will be enough lubrication.

You know how much sperm has to be on a girl's face before it's considered assault? Because I think this quarter incher just made up for his size tenfold.

They might not be long enough to hold onto like handle bars, but that's okay. The last thing she wants is hair ripped out after a shattered labia accident.

It's not often you get access to a vag this good and no repercussions for not calling the next day. Then again for that you'd need to get her name first.

Nobody said these chicks had endurance. But wouldn't you think a chick that comes equipped with enough arguments to justify a 1975 wardrobe WOULD?

Certified cutie pie is playing it solo today. A bold contrast from her normal Friday nights being chock full of cocks, foreign objects and enough booze to kill a mule.

When you live in a town of 400 people or less, vaginal exploration videos such as this going public can cause issues. But only if you still have some sort of shame.

It takes a special kind of gutter slut to have enough footage of her homemade skin cream applications to make a compilation video. So... who's got her next?

Smoking hot slutty has every element you need to make an XXX film re-fappable for months to come. Watch and learn and then cry because you're not the guy.

Not even the slightest look of concern in her eyes. I don't know if that should impress us, or make sure she's blacklisted from all possible future hookups.

You don't get reputation of most penetrable girl on campus without putting a few miles on the v-hole yourself. Keep going girl, you'll get to your wrist one day.

All the slutty curiosity in the world wasn't going to save this one from borderline vaginal detachment. Next time do a little background check on said penises.

Unscripted shaft lubing is completely understandable in college - but blowjobs akimbo from the lacrosse stars? Dude is a mother fucking Arizona state legend.

Certified cutie pie bends herself into whatever position's called for in order to reach the coveted balls-deep maneuver. It's both a vaginal and oral adventure.

Manage to catch them in between Harry Potter hardcovers and you'll agree. The limits of stuck up sluts with agendas simply don't exist between these legs.

If not by her unbelievable set of milk shooting chest rifles, then by her natural ability to drain a dong down to it's last drop without even breaking a sweat. Hot.