6 inch heels, easy access to the vagina and enough stamina to drain multiple dicks. That's the first 3 lines of her sexual resume and exactly why we'd hire her.

Call it a supernatural ability that Professor Xavier would be interested in, we call it the best way to empty your ball sac in 5 mins or less. Best, gold digger, EVER.

Some girls you wine and dine. Others, you buy easy-to-hold video cameras to document the destruction of their vaginas. Guess which category she fell into?

Onion booty alert. If it doesn't make you cry just looking at it, knowing douchenozzle supreme over here is the one tapping it and not you surely will.

Blonde tries to multitask meaningful conversation and the stuffing of her esophagus. Spoiler alert: her views on the world still aren't given a shit about.

Somewhere, someone is bashing their head against the wall for ever having broken up with her in the past. Sweet mother of all erect penises, this is hot.

Okay, perhaps acquiring a female of her dimensions is harder than it looks but the intensity and quality can be replicated. We're looking at you, iPhone users.

How troubling it must be for the guy dating this fantastic piece of ass. Seriously, there's probably no point in owning pants if she's inside them every single hour.

Fairly new girl to the hardcore sex game, but you wouldn't know it by watching her in action. Fucking girl can bend herself into any penetrable position possible.

Well, getting plugged up in front of a live audience of 300 people is one way to do it. Especially when you let them dictate which orifice gets blasted next.

You've seen her before. Fuck, with the amount of content she's put out alone I'm sure even my mom has. Yet her clam stays mysteriously uber tight. :mystery:

What to get for the man that has everything? Why not Zoidberg? I mean live streaming your punani packing procedures? Results are virtually guaranteed.

When you spend your break-in period around sub-6 inch vienna fingers, it really doesn't leave you prepared to handle an anaconda. RIP her working jaw bones.

Kiki Vidis is one of those gingers you simply can't refuse. Between the incredible body and dirty mouth, you'll all but put her face through a mirror slamming her.

Guess her dad's plan of her becoming the first 21-year-old doctor in Tennessee isn't happening anymore. But at least she's still learning about the anatomy.

A little persuasion, and just the right amount of force nets this guy a suck job he won't soon forget. Probably because he video taped the entire thing.

There's enough titty on this one to go around for you, your friends and back to you again once you recover. No wonder her significant other wanted to show off.

If there's anything that makes 5:00 roll around faster, it's unscripted, carefree cock sucking. Which this technically isn't - his shit looks like a melted banana.

Not sure if we should be more amazed at her rack or the fact that he made it through this without tearing up. Fucking masochists and their hot women.

Eh, it's a fine line anyway. Maybe this will make her Facebook status updates a lot more interesting then what the fuck she decides to eat for lunch every day.

Going balls to the wall your first year of uni is a surefire way to burn your orifices out. Take this freshman for example: her crapper won't make it to graduation.