Anybody else got a craving for meatball sub? Double meat.

Still faster door to door service than Papa Johns could ever dream of.

Best Craigslist transaction, EVER.

Bob Vila would be proud. Then jealous that his awesome beard is being outdone by that scruff hole.

And know you know why the "FREE" section on Craigslist exists. For her, not the couch.

Lesbian rage - GO!

The right hole is closed and the right one is still open. If her hair wasn't sponsored by Crayola, we'd be looking at the perfect female specimen.

Popped a molly he sweatin. WHOOP.

Unfathomable

Best part about this disturbing case of dumbo ears? Gravity and age can only make them worse from here on out. Hopefully we can get a followup video in 3 years when they are sponsored by Rebok.

So what you're saying is his loitering and attempting to film WorldStarHipHop content has been postponed till tomorrow? That hardly seems like news.

The demographic for rubber vaginas and Persian cologne attempts to find true love. And this time it's not in the woods wearing a pair of baby blue sweatpants.

I get what she's trying to do with the lettering on her body... but get off at the wrong stop and that suddenly becomes Google Maps for Rapists.

Why are you reading this? There's blood-squirting nipples on the other side of this link.

His approach to sexual intercourse must be planned out well in advance. If not, you're pretty much looking at a scene Jason Voorhees would cry over if he walked in on it.

I could almost taste the Skoal and Steel Reserve by the time this video was over.

Farmville should have cars. Proof: This.

When your League of Legends teammate is late to scrim matches, this is what he's doing.