Priceless.

Darwin: "Must be France. The glass surrendered." ding ding ding

AAA in southern states really sucks.

What's the difference between men and women? About 27 stitches.

Her vagina just got used like a common piece of Bounty Super Absorbent and he doesn't give one fuck.

The definition of "slut" may have lost some of it's meaning over the years. So let us thank this saucy young trash bag for making us remember it's true meaning.

Watch it a few times and laugh accordingly. Because like me having sex, this will never happen again.

Talk about overacting. This chipper fuck is unleashing his 3 inch bell sprout on a crowd of unsuspecting tourists. Souvenirs don't get any more personal.

LOL.

Now he is without feces.

Good thing she wasn't doing this in India. An entire Balbaganusha bloodline's worth of unwashed ass cheeks would have did her in for sure.

Sometimes your knee ends up in your brain, but that's okay.

Taking your comic book collection seriously enough to think your inebriated ass can fly? Seems like fun, but I bet the novelty fades when you're comatose on Shithead in a Cape Boulevard.

Probably not the worst thing she's been caught doing after last call. Take a closer look at that hamburger helper between her thighs and you'll agree with us.

Can't decide what's worse here. That he's gonna have to pay for that window or him seeing this video while sober after realizing his Pentium 2 400Mhz desktop can do more than order Skoal in bulk.

Note to self: If you're gonna shortchange a meth head on payday, your windshield is gonna have a bad time.

You can't write shit like this. Well... he definitely can't at least.