This video is 2 parts self-entitled bitch, 1 part results of McDonald's dollar menu. She'll never be allowed within 100 feet of migrant-run fast food ever again.

Epic public masturbator is epic.

$20 says the loser didn't vote for Obama.

I understand you're a drunk old man at 3 in the afternoon, but that's no reason to leave your Klan outfit at home. Show some class.

Skinny girls and no-limit assaults on their love gloves are a rare sight indeed. Most females would be four miles away by the time it was ready to dump sauce.

I don't know what this is about, but after taking the color, age and average weight of the participants I'm inclined to believe it has something to do with Black Ops and somebodies mom being anally penetrated.

I don't know what the fuck "going HAM" means, but if this is it, I'm giving up all salted meats and never looking back.

....and that's one less Facebook status to comment on.

After years of being pointed and laughed at, Jamal's car tire-sized fists finally paid off.

Damn, white girl got a booty on her. And thanks to stereotypes enforced by the wholesome folks of the Internet it must be destroyed on contact. Good luck.

Packing booty meat like this can be dangerous to a girl's health. And her choice in flooring if she's a carpet girl because chances are this gets messy all the time.

White girls got some shape on her. Mainly in the booty area - which just so happens to be my favorite area to touch, draw on and disappoint regularly.

That's what they want us to believe at least, and we're gonna go ahead and do that. It makes the numb-left-hand-fapping that much more exciting.

The proportions on this one are awesome. An ass that could withstand the fury of a 6 man gangbang means you do what you want, as hard as you want. Forever.

It ended with both of them confused, sticky and smelling like waffle syrup. Are we sure they didn't go to Detroit instead?

On behalf of the white community I'd like to apologize. We'll give you guys back Wayne Brady and call it even, k?

Becky puts the black community on notice. Which is a pretty hard thing to do without a Tyler Perry DVD in your hands.

I have no idea what the fuck lead up to this. So lets just say Oprah caused it. We haven't blamed her for anything in a while.

Shaggy commits cardinal sin #6 of urban area living: Trying to reason with a girl that has a Q in her first name. Sorry bro, you dug your own grave this time.