Jefferson Ave has it's very own white trash compactor. Cool.

Sadly she died later that night from brain trauma. Nah just kidding, she just used an entire $100 gift card at Denny's in one sitting. Shit's dangerous yo.

The real plan here was to knee her in the stomach hard enough to lose her brother's baby. Trailer trash chicks know real revenge.

Believe it or not this is the favored outcome when attending one of these inbreeding events. Good luck with the STD guy, you're gonna need it.

Pay close attention to the end and you'll notice that's not sperm being flung onto her tits. It's lotion. And they have worse editing skills than a Menudo video.

This got swept under the rug quick, but it also got them banned forever from using their facilities. But fuck if Cleetus didn't have a story to tell his 47.5 children.

When you're dealing with a guy that looks like JROC, it's probably best to fight with common sense instead of your fist.

Chances are her name ends in -lynn and she thinks food vendors at Walmart is considered fine dining, but fuck is her chest nice to look at it from above. #high5

If the amount of hair you rip out of a girl's head weighs more than the amount of skoal you chew during pregnancy, does that raise your street cred in Detroit?

Calling bullshit on the attacker's reasons. The only time trailer park residents get this angry are when you steal their smokes or are having sex with their sisters. And I don't see any cigarettes.

Telling a trailer park girl skoal isn't a fruit: There's no faster way to see if there really is candy inside your head.

Alert the trailer park. Cletus has polished up his finest fake silver chain and is laying pipe into a girl that may or may not be related to him on the Internets.

What the fuck is he doing drinking at a bar at 2AM when he's gotta be on Maury Povich at 9AM to deny 3 kids? Priorities man.

They may be Russian but don't let it fool you. Stick em in a trailer with family members, throw in a box of condoms and you'll never know the diff.