Don't worry honey, this will stay between you me and the trees. And luckily for the internal parts of your vagina they aren't the trees from Evil Dead.
We're not gonna point fingers at a girl for petting a kitty in this room for the first time. But it must suck to be the older brother trying to get his 8:00AM Poptarts.
If it was possible to sexually assault yourself against your own will, this chick would be her own worst enemy. No amount of morals can help her at this point.
This is the kinkier kind of older woman you always dreamed of frying up some salty meat for you after an extended night of playing tic tac toe with her g-spot.
Well engineered rear-entry ports are a rare commodity in the Caucasian race. So when you find a girl that looks like this, you engage the anus. And engage it fast.
Yeah that's right, we can see you over there playing tic tac toe with your g-spot so don't bother getting all shy and try to hide. A boner will eventually find you.
No way to pull some alcohol excuse out of her ass on this one either. Which is odd because I bet a full bottle of Bacardi has been inside there at least once.
She's so hot I don't it's hard to believe any guy would ever allow her to become an ex. Most likely she found a guy that doesn't ask for sandwiches after sex.
Once a girl discovers how good vagina tastes, there is no stopping her. Best off to just put your dick on the shelf for a while and let her finger go on the warpath.
You ever heard of self-control? We know just looking at that cooter is enough to make a man commit murder for 1 lick in but you can't just torture us like this!
Being an e-whore isn't something easy to forget. As a matter of fact, it's just like riding a bike... except you take off your clothes while we imagine riding you.
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