What would normally be a private moment between a girl and whatever fruit she can find in the refrigerator, is now a show for strangers to enjoy. I <3 u Internet.
Forget the benefits of not having to do any of the physical work yourself for a second & focus on the scenery here. She's got the chest of a Bob Ross painting.
If there was one vagina you'd like to find in your bed, knocked out cold and stinking of bourbon on a Saturday morning - it's hers. I'll get the bottles.
If only you knew how many begging requests and spam messages this took. Turns out, you just gotta give the bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
It ain't right when a girl lacking this much self respect is forced to get herself off. Isn't there a gentleman, or a 7-11 glory hole within driving distance?
If any aspiring girl next doors out there want to know the blueprint for making a good video, get the pen and start scribbling. This chick has it locked down.
Can't imagine what coming home to this body everyday would be like. Probably completely fucking exhausting for starters. My wrist hurts just watching this.
She's so hot I don't it's hard to believe any guy would ever allow her to become an ex. Why haven't the heterosexual users of our site given her proper attention?
If it was possible to sexually assault yourself against your own will, this chick would be her own worst enemy. And the restraining orders wouldn't make any sense.
College can be stressful. Luckily there's always an audience of desperate fucks that can't be bothered to learn 3 English words in a chatroom to keep you busy.
Take a good look at that expression on her face. Chances are you, and me will never see this happen in real time via penetration. Its gonna be a sad fap tonight.
joe: would someone please kill the two motherfuckers that keeps stepping in front of the camera...... And the dumbass loudmouth that keeps yelilng "beat her up"... we heard you the first time dumbass
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