Those 10 foot tall stationary walls come out of nowhere sometimes.

And that's the closest Abdul has gotten to taking a shower this year. 3 cheers for Abdul.

Fuck the future generation. I officially give up.

It's the things that you just can't possibly see coming that create the best scares. Like a t-Rex, or Russian drivers helping pedestrians for example.

#japan

And that's a 100% serious question.

I'd do this too, but I'm waiting until at least 65 before I reintroduce shitting my pants into the daily routine again.

On the bright side now he has a sweet new hiding spot for his 2:00 AM bag of skittles. That would cost like $20 at Target.

There's a few unwritten rules in the community of meatheads, and this jolly bastard is breaking all of them. Now lets all laugh along with the last of his braincells going bye bye.

South American noob takes an introductory class to faceplanting 101 and fails miserably. I'm afraid if she can't smuggle 13 ounces of cocaine anally her fate is sealed.

Did his lifeless body just moon us on the way out? Hit him again.

Or right. It depends on how much you hated jocks growing up.

At least when celebrities do it they're in the middle of getting a rimjob from a transsexual prostitute. This dickhole just wants attention.

Dress like a middle eastern prostitute and expect to end the night bleeding like one. Those are the rules.

Don't worry bro, I don't think anybody saw it.

For centuries Irish people used this as a way to settle disputes, get revenge, and decide if you or your wife should get the remote in bed. Good to see it still works.

A $112,000 car, driven by a $2.00 ball sac. These results are to be expected.

Now she has sub-30 second time record that can rival her boyfriend's. Tru luv.

Those walls man. Sometimes they come out of nowhere.

Happened in Yemen. A country that clearly needs more Angry Birds, and less human sacrifice.