She's a bit of a biter too. That's hot as long as the girl knows her own alcohol tolerance. I would guess a night of Captain Morgan would end in a bloody mess.
There's a good chance not a single damn one of us will experience anything remotely close to this in our lifetimes. Today's fap will be a depressing one.
Redheads and not-giving-a-fuck sex seem to go together better than peanut butter and jelly, or Ryan Seacrest and tea bagging. Yea, it's that damn serious.
Some might look at this situation and consider it a little gross. Others, a once in a lifetime experience. She however, refers to it as the average Thursday afternoon.
That thing should require registration as a lethal weapon in at least 35 states. What the FUCK is he thinking using it as a sexual pleasure device on a female?
Having your butthole cherry popped can really only go one of two ways. Painful, or "bite on this stick" painful. Guess which avenue The Machine chose today?
Poor girl can't even get 15 minutes of g-spot time without a peeping Thomas invading her personal space. Perhaps the family room wasn't the best choice?
Probably sucks to get excited about wildlife in your backyard, just to find the only animalistic behavior going on is with your own bloodline. Ouch. And lol.
Well fuck, THIS is how you make a home video worth watching. It's got 2 parts girl with a fit ass body, 1 part vaginal slammage that leaves bruising internally.
Getting her to believe it was a beneficial birthday present for her the next day however, was not. The things the college brochures never warn you about...
At one point in this video you can almost see the regret smack her in the face like a bag of elephant cocks. "Balls deep" isn't a commitment you break up with.
That is what a girl having an orgasm looks like right? Repeated convulsions, dophin-like squeals? I wouldn't know. Me making a girl is about as likely to happen as finding a $100 bill up the asshole of a Slovakian prosti
Thank fuck the creampie he delivered was executed after the thumbnail you're looking at. Snowballing is only good for one thing: my fat dog walking neighbor.
Today's the today. Most of your normal web browsing will be crippled today in the name of protest. But as much as we support the masses, the faps must go on.
So it is true. Bark commands at them in an orderly fashion and the airheaded hoebags will do anything you want. Infinite ejaculation achievement unlocked.
See that soft-spoken bro master on the other side of the camera? He's packing a soup can between his legs and likes nothing more than to destroy vaginas with it.
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