His week long dream of plowing the girl next door just came true. Proof that if you try hard enough, and know the right guys that pay girls for sex, you can win.
Pug-faced Hispanic drinks herself so numb she doesn't even notice when last night's chimichanga is hanging halfway out her asshole. And her laugh is as bad as her hygiene.
50% off sticker price? It's possible when your negotiating skills involve knee pads and an open mouth. Try it at Best Buy next time you go hunting for Blu Rays.
Tree-stump cock having dingus just hit the lottery and doesn't even know it yet. Only her vag printing money could have made this any better than what it was.
There's not much going on in the looks area, it's the things she's willing to do that makes her a blinking star in the whore-a-verse. Standards officially lowered.
This chick is packing more meat in her bra than a Turkish food cart. And that's serious because the chances of those fuckers using real meat is slim to shit.
Why hello automatic access to every party, kegger and social function on campus forever - how are you doing today? Pretty damn fucking good right now I bet.
Shit, this girl's got an agenda. And every item on her checklist has something to do with the inner walls of her twat being treated like a clogged shower drain.
If you thought a girl living in L.A. had enough class to say no to something like this, then you have no faith in your own erection. Money always fucking talks.
Oh Tori Black. If you didn't exist so many of us would have been reduced to filling up spunk napkins to even trashier girls we don't stand a chance in hell with.
Trashy amateur slips and slops all over her boyfriend's foot long. And not once did the collision of cock and tonsils make her whine, cry or gag a single time.
If she's already in the kitchen with her titties hanging out, half the fantasy is already completed. Nothing says good relationship like sex and a turkey club.
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