Just when you think masturbating 12 times a day is your absolute limit, some freshman slut from the University of Boner comes along and ups your maximum.
He's a modern man. Only attacking pussy that's been kicked out of more college dorm rooms than free thought and independent thinking. So... it's possible.
Some people don't know what a pussy fart is. Date a girl built with a backdoor like this and you'll never have to. Hot mother fucking damn I'll take sloppy 32nds.
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. I'm just not so sure on "right" being in the same category as choking a bitch out adjacent to the local park.
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