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Dude took a 70 mph ball to the face and got right back up. If I were Jenna Haze, I'd be worried about my brand right now.

12 of his last 13 starts? How bout doing it before the game starts you dirty fuck?

To be quite honest I'm glad the video stopped where it did. Looks like round 1 was going to be chock full of light punches and blowjobs.

He didn't get the sympathy, but on the bright side he's got a better chance at the Oscar than Halle Berry.

I hear the best thing to do to a guy that can bench press 300 lbs is kiss him on the cheek. Sometimes you die, but that's okay.

Everybody knows Chinese people are born with kung fu in their blood. y h8?

And until a European sports star actually butt fucks Posh spice on the field, during a game, I will continue posting videos like this.

Just in case you forgot, or were too busy thinking Floyd Mayweather is the best boxer in the world, this was Tyson in his prime. AKA: unbeatable.

UFC 132: Wanderlei Silva vs. Chris Leben

UFC 132: Tito Ortiz vs. Ryan Bader

This has never happened in a UFC ring before. But our viewers can agree they've seen it in every IHOP across the nation. So... meh.

It might be called football, it might be called soccer. But when you have to learn how to masturbate with a foot, does it really matter?

If your a biker in any form or fashion I think you should quit right now. The game is over.

He took it pretty well. I couldn't even tell he pissed into his shoes 3 times.

Self headshots are the worst kind of headshots.

Owned. Or as the Greeks called it, Epicous Failous Maximous.