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This man has his period so often I'm starting to think the first Tampax endorsement in boxing can't be too far away now. You've been warned.

UFC 137's main event!

Marco Simoncelli, a rising MotoGP star, died Sunday at the same Malaysian circuit where the Italian won the 250cc world title in 2008. He was 24.

Here's the scoop: It's college football, Arizona vs UCLA when a fan in stripes storms the field and actually stops a play. The result is a bench-clearing fight, and the most epic sports trolling of all time.

If you thought the first semi-rehabilitated crackhead he knocked out in the first round was easy, wait until you see this.

Don't worry, you're safe. This never happens on the Internet.

In Japan, the fighting scene is kinda like the dating scene.. You hype yourself up like a boss, then when the action starts you last 7 seconds, and finally end with a nap.

Two things are very obvious after watching this. Obesity is something to be taken seriously, and fatty mcfat fucking fatty fat fatterson is fat.

Reality strikes when the rival team actually scores a goal. Something ultimately frowned upon if done more than once every 97 minutes in this lovely sport.

UFC 135: Matt Hughes vs Josh Koscheck

UFC 135: Nate Diaz vs Takanori Gomi

Ban dancing, but allow facials. Sports make sense.

This video has everything you need to know about the fight two days ago. Including the headbutt, cheap shot KO and enough bitching to make Kanye West blush.

I wish the same for every driver behind the wheel of one of THESE. They've already given up on the casual heterosexual sex - why the n

He did a fucking barrel roll. That's all I have to say about that.

That whole "Size Matters" thing never really meant anything in Japan anyway.

What you don't see is daddy putting him back on the chair, throwing a handful of Cheerios at him and going back to watching the game. But oh, it happens.

In the sport of hand egg, non-players not getting injured is becoming more and more of a rarity, yet nobody seems to give a shit. Something's a bit fucky here.

Maybe it's football, maybe it's soccer - but when you see someone get turned into a carrot in mid-air... does it really matter?

Only in Brazil. And Portugal. And most of Western Europe. Fuck, you guys need a new hobby.

Moving like a boxer in an MMA match will work 7 our of 10 times. The other three gets you complimentary brain damage.