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Didn't think it was possible to commit a hate crime before learning how to drive. This fucker's breaking stereotypes.

All athletes are born with the ability to pull off a believable foul. Except this guy.

After he gets the septum surgery to fix his breathing, everyone's fucking getting de-friended on Facebook. Bet on it.

Maybe not 'owned' as much as being made to shit in his underwear. But it's still the most fun anyone has ever had at a hockey game in history.

Tall, athlete and lays down at the first sight of danger. We found Kim Kardashian's next husband.

For guys that only need elongated footwear and gravity, they sure do have a terrible fun/mortality ratio.

Winning the game for your team becomes much more challenging when you have the coordination of a 400 lb man. Example: this.

If we're gonna pepper in shades of Mike Tyson into MMA, then how about a little more of THIS and a little less Joe Rogan bromancing?

The waterfall of groupie poon that followed was unmeasurable. Even with the 13 inch rule connected to that Spanish mutant from Brazzers.

UFC 143's insane main event!

Big Country gets bloody.

UFC 143: Josh Koscheck vs. Mike Pierce.

UFC on Fox's main event!

Karma. Sometimes she's an inpatient pain in the ass.

The first spinning kick knockout in the history of the UFC, and definitely the best ending of the night.

UFC 142's main event!

I'll be honest with you, I don't know who's who. And after that hit I'm pretty sure the loser doesn't either. That makes us even.

As big a Brock mark I am, its satisfying to see him bow out this way. Disease aside he did a lot in a short time & calling it quits before stubbornness ended up killing him was a much needed touch of class to his resume.

Now he has to sit on the bench, not do an ounce of physical activity and collect a 2 million dollar paycheck. 2012 is looking like a rough year.

Probably the most entertaining fight on the card, outshining the main event in more ways than one.

And the winner of fastest fight of 2011 is...