Straight up awesome. So if you were looking to verbally assault a person infinitely more talented than you, this is the video you're looking for.
It was once believed roofies and gunpoint were the only way to get one of these girls in the the horizontal position. Myth busted.
Excessive touchdown celebrations are forbidden and fined. But rip your helmet off and willingly give yourself 3 coma's worth of brain damage and it's all good. Gotta love that handegg.
The shocking main event of this weekend's program.
Great hit, shitty call. Welcome to college ball.
The one sleeping on the ground is Jay Beagle. And I bet the last time you saw a dog get beaten that badly, it was on a commercial with Sarah McLachlan singing in the background.
Ban dancing, but allow facials. Sports make sense.
He did a fucking barrel roll. That's all I have to say about that.
Only in Brazil. And Portugal. And most of Western Europe. Fuck, you guys need a new hobby.
Dude took a 70 mph ball to the face and got right back up. If I were Jenna Haze, I'd be worried about my brand right now.
I hear the best thing to do to a guy that can bench press 300 lbs is kiss him on the cheek. Sometimes you die, but that's okay.
Everybody knows Chinese people are born with kung fu in their blood. y h8?
And until a European sports star actually butt fucks Posh spice on the field, during a game, I will continue posting videos like this.
This has never happened in a UFC ring before. But our viewers can agree they've seen it in every IHOP across the nation. So... meh.
It might be called football, it might be called soccer. But when you have to learn how to masturbate with a foot, does it really matter?
If your a biker in any form or fashion I think you should quit right now. The game is over.
He took it pretty well. I couldn't even tell he pissed into his shoes 3 times.
Self headshots are the worst kind of headshots.
Owned. Or as the Greeks called it, Epicous Failous Maximous.
Watch and learn, every female driver in the universe.
Haven't seen a guy go limp that quick since those nude pictures of Kathy Griffin leaked out. My penis hasn't recovered since.
Later that night the penalty box had the entire team inside and the game was forced to be canceled. No, not really.
I'd give him a red card for the attack, and a gold medal for making Jet Li look like a bitch.
I've seen some scary things in my day. And if you don't count my last girlfriend's vagina in dim lighting, this tops the list for 2011 thus far.
Nice kill, but you still like Boston. So it kinda cancels out.
UFC 129's main event!
A wicked finish you probably never saw coming.
I think this means we can watch hockey now. It's no longer only for dirty stinky Canadians.
Well technically it bit him in the face. But with the decorative new hole he has in it, it kind of looks like an asshole now.
Awesome. Now Americans can only call the sport 75% gay.