It appears that Williams' legs are defying physics. But while some on the web are screaming "fake!" the catch is realer than my hatred for Katy Perry.
While it may be dangerous to play in the NHL, we now have to consider the hazards of merely standing there and doing jack shit.
Actually it's only #50 - #26. Part 2 hasn't hit the net yet.
The referees should have pink cards for vaginal bleeding moments like this.
49ers tight end Vernon Davis was knocked out of Sunday night's game after getting laid out by Seahawks safety Kam Chancellor toward the end of the first quarter.
Let's be real here. If its the colonel we're talking about here, he's not running fast enough.
Robinson was issued a Flagrant 2 and immediately ejected in Wednesday night's 105-103 win against the Pistons after he threw a nasty elbow at the throat of Pistons forward Jonas Jerebko.
"Dannell Ellerbe arrived at a devastating angle, striking the Cleveland Browns wide receiver on the left side of his head with a coiled right shoulder."
Apparently happened in Iran. You should already know not to go there.
Cool. But the whole not being able to wipe his own ass thing has to be a big negative for the quarterback.
Mariani, a third-year pro out of Montana, was fourth in the NFL with 490 punt return yards last season (10.7 average) and ran back one punt for a touchdown. He also averaged 23.4 yards per kickoff return.
His name is Adam Selwood. Remember that... because he probably does not.
This is why the biggest attempt at physical activity I make is walking to the bathroom. And sometimes I just go on the carpet.
FIFA has imposed a two-match ban on Colombia player Lady Andrade after U.S. forward Abby Wambach said she was "sucker-punched" by her opponent.
How's that ultimate man's sport treating you now Mr. Broken Spine? Good?
I don't know who Kade Simpson is. But if your jaw works you're having a better week than he is.
You get two different views in this clip. One almost puts the pants-shitting action directly in your own lap.
Dude tried to muscle his way through the pain but it was too much. Kinda like every girl in the industry that does anal for the first time, except he didn't wake up pregnant.
This was almost as bad a decision as his father made on the night he was conceived, not to jerk off instead.
Watching this may make you proud to be fat and lazy with no desire to partake in physical activity once again.
Renaming yourself "Metta World Peace" kinda conflicts with inflicting brain damage on strangers. Unless you live in Botswana. Then nobody really gives a shit what you do.
4 years of ballerina training and the first heterosexual thing he has to show for it almost kills an innocence man. That kinda sucks.
Finally. Someone is turning my dream of mixing Street Fighter with sporting events into a reality. See you at Synchronized Swimming With Blanka.
Limit yourself to just 1 wank per day and you too might be able achieve the greatness of these modern day warriors.
Epic Undertaker clothesline happens at the :20 second mark. No steroid cocktail for you after the game tonight, bitch.
If you ever thought gold medals should be awarded on a sliding sxale, well.... You're fucking retarded.
It's okay. Last I checked you didn't need teeth to kick a ball and fake a sprained ankle. He's good.
Tall, athlete and lays down at the first sight of danger. We found Kim Kardashian's next husband.
For guys that only need elongated footwear and gravity, they sure do have a terrible fun/mortality ratio.
Winning the game for your team becomes much more challenging when you have the coordination of a 400 lb man. Example: this.
He jus... wait, what? Fuck... okay.
Don't worry, he's British. The only way a girl will notice something is wrong is if he's not riding a bicycle while having sex with her.
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