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Ballsdeep: "Try that against a real defense and you'll be shitting into a bag and breathing with a machine for the rest of your quadriplegic existence." Pretty much, yes.

Coming in at $60.00 per PPV now and airing 2-3 per month, there damn well better be enough knockouts to fill a compilation video. Enjoy.

First clip is a high school player landing a 67-yard field goal, shitting on the NFL record. The second is why you beat your kids until they learn.

Jimbo finally gets an opportunity to knock a guy out that isn't wearing a tank top and smells like an anchovy's cunt during a frat party and he blows it in record time.

His 6th victory is against Howard Jones. Another guy that has a better chance of developing telekinesis before winning any sort of real fight. Kudos, Kimbo.

Quick, someone get in there and give him fist to brain resuscitation.

Listen closely for the thud his head makes. That's the sound of everything tasting like dry wall from now on

We we're gonna hold off on posting this one simply because I've seen better fights in the drive-thru of McDonald's. But a few people requested it, so sadly, here it is.

"Dannell Ellerbe arrived at a devastating angle, striking the Cleveland Browns wide receiver on the left side of his head with a coiled right shoulder."

Karma's been sucking down energy drinks today.

Apparently happened in Iran. You should already know not to go there.

"Dammit mom, dad's doing it again"

lol

It happens fast, so pay close attention to the one doing The Dougie horizontally. He's not having a very good day.

Cool. But the whole not being able to wipe his own ass thing has to be a big negative for the quarterback.

Mariani, a third-year pro out of Montana, was fourth in the NFL with 490 punt return yards last season (10.7 average) and ran back one punt for a touchdown. He also averaged 23.4 yards per kickoff return.

His name is Adam Selwood. Remember that... because he probably does not.

That's Athanasia Perra. And the lower half of her body is the only thing worth anything in Greece.

Nick Newel reminds the rest of the roster that he doesn't need left jabs to kick your ass.