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While it may be dangerous to play in the NHL, we now have to consider the hazards of merely standing there and doing jack shit.

The awesome ending to Alistair Overeem vs. Antonio "Big Foot" Silva.

A look at the meteoric rise of Adrien Broner. Dude's pretty much a beast.

If there's a hall of fame for alternative ways of tapping a guy out, this fucker better get in.

Admittedly the ball was dropped posting THIS VIDEO. So consider this our makeup sex.

This probably would have worked better if he knew what honor was. Or how to fight.

UFC 155 was worth buying for this alone. Sweet merciful crap.

Actually it's only #50 - #26. Part 2 hasn't hit the net yet.

The referees should have pink cards for vaginal bleeding moments like this.

49ers tight end Vernon Davis was knocked out of Sunday night's game after getting laid out by Seahawks safety Kam Chancellor toward the end of the first quarter.

Drain Bamage. Fo sho.

Pacquiao had the faceplant. This has the lolz.

Ultimate Fighter 16 Finale.

Undefeated (9-0) one-handed sensation Nick Newell kept his perfect record intact last night. And he was rewarded with the Xtreme Fighting Championships lightweight championship for his impressive effort.

Now he only fights with his like-minded friends. Baby carrots and celery sticks.

Surely this won't turn into a heated debate over soccer and American football in the comments somehow, right? RIGHT?

Victim #1 - Girl on red team, in the head. Victim #2 - Kid in black running to take a shit. Pay attention.

Let's be real here. If its the colonel we're talking about here, he's not running fast enough.

Robinson was issued a Flagrant 2 and immediately ejected in Wednesday night's 105-103 win against the Pistons after he threw a nasty elbow at the throat of Pistons forward Jonas Jerebko.

His composure was simply abysmal. They should really train their fighters better down at the boxcars.

He jus... wait, what? Fuck... oh okay.