Sports

Is the World Cup over yet? I think these people have suffered enough self-inflicted accidents.

Emphasis on tries.

Japan is still celebrating the first Asian man to successfully give a white girl an O face.

If this was the premise of the game, every girl on this site would be a pro at it.

9 out of 10 pornstars agree, taking it in the head at this speed is dangerous. Which means 1 is a lesbian and needs to be slapped with a penis.

When porn becomes a recognized professional sport, these are the guys I want doing commentary.

UFC 116's one hell of a main event!

A worthy rematch both competitors we're looking to jump into.

3D technology may be here but until I actually get the same turd in my pants as people like this, I won't feel like part of the experience.

An almost expected ending but surprisingly quick.

If I lived in Africa I'd have a Vuvuzela to play right now. And three kids with a nutrition deficiency.

Getting a date is gonna be hard with a shattered nose AND the D'angelo haircut.

I'd totally drink warm beer and fall asleep in front of a soccer game with my hand down my pants if this went on at every game.

I think he lost. The getting hit in the face at 95 mph part was the game changer.

He's like 45. He should have watched enough porn videos by now to know the dangers of ball/face accidents.

He witnesses bone rip through flesh & he's cool as a cucumber. My girlfriend gets 1 fist in her butt and its 2 straight days of crying. Life is a paradox.

Really, are you surprised? $20 bucks says this is just an appetizer to the shit feast his wife is preparing at home right now.

The world is still in shock...

Skateboarding: The fastest way to turn a perfectly good human being into an item in the vegetable aisle.

Annnnnnd that referee just got put in the running for asshole of the year. Pretty sure she'll win too.

Now I wanna be a ninja.