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D to the mother fuckin AYUM. He might be wearing that helmet off the ice from now on...

I don't know if this is recent or not because I'd rather tickle my nutsac than follow hockey... but it still looked like it hurt. A lot.

Dude never saw it coming. Because he's Asian, not that it was incredibly fast or anything.

Remove an exposed cock from the field and get a red card? We hope that ref enjoys his nightly anal reaming after the game tonight.

Ghetto X Games? Winner gets a goat.

UFC 127's main event... and a big WTF!

Good fight, ending in TKO.

A bloody entertaining mess of a fight.

They should just award points for most creative way to trick a referee. This one would be worth at least 5, and a reach around.

Getting 1.5 rebounds a game and a field goal percentage of 8 is much more challenging when someone is decking you in the mouth.

A very rarely seen move in MMA, but one that blows your dick through your ass every time it happens.

It may not seem all dangerous to you at home, but 28% of your body weight isn't measured in Vodka and Schnapps. That's a game changer.

The legend himself calls it quits after his 2nd Strikeforce loss. Which I guess is OK because I'm sick of Googling his name every time I have to write it.

Not as historic as the main event but a fantastic ending nonetheless.

Sam Oropeza versus Don Carlo at Strikeforce M1 present Fedor vs Silva.

Vanilla Ice's distant cousin struts to the ring like he's got a 2 Liter jammed up his cornhole only to be KO'd in record time. Lulz will be had by all.

Is it worth the risk of having your femur snap and jam itself into your bladder? Answer that with 4 of these titties in your face.

If there was a World Midget Tossing Federation, I'd watch it. Then troll it by posting "FAKE" under every video of it on YouTube.

Dude totally deserves a blowjob for this stunt. Swallowing included.

Let me get this straight. Putting your hands up clears you of all penalties? Finally, a defense for when trying to ass fuck a sleeping girlfriend goes bad.

Just wait till the transition into all-3D media happens - then things like this and porn are going to be REALLY awesome.