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UFC 159: Jon Jones vs. Chael Sonnen

UFC 159: Bisping vs. Belcher

A prime example of why you should always start what you finish. The 5 going on 6 restraining orders issued against me by WWE's AJ Lee prove that.

And the winner is... karma!

This entire video is pretty sweet, but the move at :37 seconds definitely ended the "Pirates vs. Ninjas" argument. Now we can move on with our lives.

"Brazilian MMA competitor Gustavo Franca threw a leg kick that Magno Alexandre checked perfectly, snapping Franca's shin bone."

After watching this you'll understand why it's a bad idea for white guys to turn their backs to black guys.

240 lbs to be exact. It's a fair guess considering the heaviest thing you probably lift on a daily basis is your dick, and sometimes you just go on the carpet.

It's more of a half turn but a definite momentum shift was had.

His make-out sessions with the ice will back that theory up.

It's not her fault - you blame the guy who thought it was a good idea to stick her there during a real game. Kinda like having to blame the broken condom that lead to her creation, not dad's post-whiskey hookup.

Gonna be hard to top this one. You just got put on notice, every other person in mixed martial arts.

12 yards. A new female record. Cue the gift basket and hand soaps.

Vaslui and Bulgaria defender Zhivko Milanov required some emergency dentistry after getting kicked in the mouth by Cluj Cadu during a Romanian league match on Monday.

It appears that Williams' legs are defying physics. But while some on the web are screaming "fake!" the catch is realer than my hatred for Katy Perry.

Ronda Rousey vs. Liz Carmouche.

And I'm willing to be BOTH sealed copies of JOE PESCI'S RAP ALBUM on it. I'm talking complete confidence here.