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On the bright side, nothing of importance was lost. There's always a silver lining.

With determination like that he could be doing much greater things in life. Like get a master's degree, or learn to chew again.

Either Costco expanded their inventory again, or Cornbreesha got sum splainin' to do.

Source claims both of them survived... but that doesn't mean the urge to fap won't suddenly disappear for a month after watching. You've been warned.

Funny how the way they died stopped objects from going down their throat. We c wat u did thar Pakistan.

Let's just hope his haul was worth it. Unfortunately a VHS copy of House Party 2 never is.

This is why the only animal you should piss off is a cat. They'll shit in your sneakers, but your asshole still works correctly.

Judging by the girlfriend's reaction, it's safe to assume he's either dead or a carrot.

25 tons of pure badass operated by 250 lbs of butter. Only one outcome is possible.

Death by sniper. Not nearly as bad as suffocation by Oprah.

This never would have happened at a Skynyrd show. The collective power of 200 front row mullets need more than that to be brought down.

Someone needs a better surgeon. And to stop jerking off with a katana.

No faster way to turn an innocent person into a gymnast. From Canada. Pro tip: Keep your eye on the flip flop. It's incredible.

I'm betting many care packages were dropped for that achievement.

LOL

You should never try to win a fight with a vehicle 10x your size. But if you want to try, make sure there's plenty of security cameras pointed at you first. It helps.

If you ever wondered what would happen if you sat idle in the middle of a road where the average driver is doing 80, well, you're a fucking idiot.

FD 5 is on it's way out pretty soon, so if you haven't seen the first 4 or just like masturbating to headless girls it's worth a look.

At least when black people do it they're getting something important, like enough street cred to rob a Chinese deli. This guy is just an asshole.

Since it's Russia, we'll give that routine a solid 9.0. -1 for not beating his girlfriend on the way down.