There goes jacking off for the next 13 minutes.
It's called 'The Black Widow' scam, and it'll drain your wallet faster than a white girl at Starbucks. This guy goes to the edge to show how it works from start to finish.
"Then he asked me my opinion on the Michael Brown thing, and I responded I was too tired to think about it right now." Read the full story HERE.
Anyone else expect to hear THIS VOICE in the background?
More information and broken down facts HERE.
Consider this the closest you'll ever see to a safety P.S.A. on this website. Some will learn. Others, reinforce knowledge. And a select few will jack it from start to finish.
Some poetic translation for you. [1:44]: He will fall now, look... [1:46]: wtf! shit! fuck! [1:51]: cunt! shit! fuck! [1:52]: that's it, cunt/shit/fuck... it's a dead body.
Sting just gave us his Wrestlemania match early.
Original post and more information HERE.
A reminder that in the most rotten areas of New York City, if a person is to cut in line at a fast food establishment, consequences will be had. But this... was too much.
C: "Dentures repaired while you wait!"
What exactly is the street cred ratio for beating up a guy who's worth less than a Starbucks breakfast? Because this looks pretty fucking desperate IMO.
Comment below and weigh in on the situation.
Some more to the story can be found HERE.
Loco's got more info for you in the comments.
"Almost immediately, one of the spider monkeys sank its sharp teach into Mr. Dos Santos's wrist, while another bit his elbow and shoulder." Genius.
Some followup to this act of testicular failure HERE.
No shoes, no service.
Filmed with an Idaho potato. Look for impact @ 0.14 mark.
Original video HERE.
A beautiful face and a bangin body can redeem just about anything. But this chick is into some stuff Dial soap and a round the clock therapist can't get rid of.
At the 0:15 you can see the plane actually make contact with their chute. And consequently, 2.5 lbs of butt fudge making contact with the instructor's underwear.
Yesterday it was climbing, today it's setting yourself on fire & jumping off a 6 story building. I only assume the next stunt involves dental floss and a stringer missile.
A timely reminder that racing on public roads is not clever, and not likely to end with your body panels or dignity in tact. Here's proof.
SaltEnuts: "The cunt is strong in that driver.. No shit he gives."
Unfortunately, something tells me "Hood Ornament" is an upgrade to most extra curricular activities for some of these folks. Just call it a hunch.
The feminist movement wants you to believe this situation is grounds for Trial by Chainsaw. But as you can see 98% of test subjects enjoy a knock at the trap door.
With a complete lack of fear/noise/shitting his pants, I'm inclined to believe this driver is of Russian decent. 20 tons headed for your face is no joke brah.
Justified? Not likely.
Candidate for the most insane video I've ever seen (this week) for sure. No words, no expressions: Just straight up Niko Bellic'ing mother fuckers left + right.
I want to say this happened in Asia but people actually stopped to acknowledge the crash. Some of them even HELPED. What fucking year is this? Hello?
This clip is making it's rounds around the net but the question still remains: Is this shit authentic? I want to say yes... I really do. But damn it Poland I don't trust you.
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