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Fucking blue turtle shells man. EVERY TIME.

Cool. Now try that shit with Freddy.

No respawn motherfucker. GG NO RE.

I understand you're a drunk old man at 3 in the afternoon, but that's no reason to leave your Klan outfit at home. Show some class.

This may be the worst abuse of power I've ever seen. In Alaska. This week.

So what you're saying is his loitering and attempting to film WorldStarHipHop content has been postponed till tomorrow? That hardly seems like news.

His approach to sexual intercourse must be planned out well in advance. If not, you're pretty much looking at a scene Jason Voorhees would cry over if he walked in on it.

That was a pretty sweet move by the victim. He must own the entire box set of the 3 Ninjas movies.

Farmville should have cars. Proof: This.

Most law enforcement would just taze the anus and call it a day. Meet the sole exception.

That first clip was fucked up enough to reuse from earlier in the week. The rest are as fresh as a daisy.

Are her tits okay? No seriously ARE THEY?

No means no.

Another day, another heap of twisted metal to remind you that Russia is the undisputed champion of insurance claims.

Sponsored by R. Kelly.

Could have been worse though. Had this been Brazil we'd be looking at a serious case of sexual assault and two counts of chicks with dicks on top of this.

2 parts mystery, 1 part extra chromosome. Because you have to be at least a little bit retarded to try and smooch a fucking reptile.

You probably shouldn't practice headshotting pedestrians with pieces of your car. But if you do, make sure it looks something like this.

Meet Baltimore rapper Sonny Reddz. When he isn't busy spitting that hot fire, he likes to film himself making 30-year-old men cry. Consider those tears of justice.

Epic home owner is epic.