WARNING: This is pretty fucked up. But it's also the most alpha shit you're gonna see today. Keep the trade-off in mind if you're still riding a boner buzz from today's other videos.
"The suspect was walking out of a Bealls store when she was approached by the deputy who accused her of shoplifting. Now she has staples in her head and marks around her neck"
Dude, you're getting a Dell. And brain surgery.
Better check the yard and make sure she didn't lay eggs.
Not the best form, but he stuck the landing and walked away from this believe it or not. People might call him lucky... but lucky people don't roll the fuck over in the first place.
You've been warned...
Her period. HER PERIOD. What kind of beta male, wannabe thug life bullshit move is this? Of all the vagina I see in this video, captain fucko in the red hat has the biggest one.
The guy they attacked not only had cerebral palsy, but these two 'good boys tryin to turn their lives around' posted this video on his Facebook page. Story HERE.
Wanna see a magic trick?
Because bullets get girls into bed. Eventually.
Raw video. Full story HERE.
Sounds like they're speaking Russian... but the dude with the bush didn't end up skinned alive so I have a hard time believing this happened in the motherland.
Luckily captain dipshit got arrested already. More HERE.
Nevermind the first video contain female vehicle destruction that WASN'T the fault of the Asian girl. Clip #2 is chock full of reasons to wish for a global flood.
If this is real then let the manhunt begin for this socially-inept sphincter wagon. May gerbils invade his rectal cavity and he live with a feminist till the end of time.
Tazers, batons and all the brutality this cop can muster up without shooting El Gringo Loco in the face with a 9mm don't even begin to phase this junkie.
And once again they are completely outdoing the people before them. This time hanging each other off a 50 story building AND keeping the poop in their buttholes.
Literally flipping her shit over... wait for it... getting the wrong colored peppers in her meal. I've seen less hostility from prostitutes I've tried paying in pennies.
I like how she just throws it out there that her means of financial stability is how many dollar bills she can stuff in her decaying cornhole. Don't masturbate to this.
For those in the dark: 'huffing' is when suburban morons try to get high off aerosol cans. But Jagdesh the Magnificent filled the car up with the shit, THEN struck his lighter. RIP.
A bit more to the story can be found HERE.
It made global news this afternoon but people are having a hard time sourcing the material from his Facebook and Twitter before it got shutdown. Here's the skinny.
Who's sister did the guy in the first video fuck? That's some serious attempted manslaughter right there. Dude in video #2 looked like he deserved it though.
Full story and followup HERE.
Cue the soundtrack.
Forget the library jokes for a second, and just think of the past places this goofy looking immigrant has gotten away with laying the pipe. No waffle house is safe.
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