Flat as a pancake
Damn this needs to be longer
Dude looks like a chick with a beard!!!
Met a girl like this on Tinder, said she was on the pill so go raw and feel free to cum inside... It just felt weird like something was not right, so, I couldn't even finish...
Few months later, it turns out she's now pregnant from the next guy who fell for that shit... Dodged a bullet.