Obese Cop Totally Fails A Performance Test

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User Comments (28)

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  • wow @ 06/19/09 11:30PM
    i've never seen such a fat cop. i'm surprised he hasn't been killed on duty.
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  • Is it just me @ 06/15/09 10:17AM
    or does this guy look like Chris Farley?
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  • random @ 06/15/09 09:35AM
    This guy could only arrest you if you were running downhill.. he would be great rolling down a staircase, or a hill... he would roll right over you.
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  • Silencer1977 @ 06/15/09 07:37AM
    Why wasnt he put on a diet along time ago. thats just out of control. If we were on foot and he was trying to catch me I could run circles around him.
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  • yoyo @ 06/14/09 11:45PM
    He's drinking diet pepsi. How about drinking water instead.
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  • ZZt @ 06/14/09 01:44PM
    You fat fuck. Go and join the rest of fat America.
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  • "BIG story" @ 06/14/09 12:30PM
    haha, got that right...
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  • what @ 06/14/09 10:00AM
    they should have put some donuts on course i bet he'd would be able 2 pick them up now lets get rid of all the fatass cops
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  • Predictable joke guy @ 06/14/09 09:01AM
    Looks like he ate too many donuts on duty.....AAHAHAHAHA at myself.
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  • fucking serious? @ 06/14/09 08:07AM
    i know how to spell chief, i purposely put it exactly the way the idiot who thought flanders was the police cheif put it
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  • wtf @ 06/13/09 11:21PM
    why are you all spelling chief like cheif? are you retarded? and whoever said flanders was the name should eat a dick and choke.
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  • Chuck @ 06/13/09 06:45PM
    One word: Meridia.
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  • someone @ 06/13/09 06:02PM
    Looks like Nebraska is catching up with the world.
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  • Kapn no-duh @ 06/13/09 03:56PM
    Obese Cop is O/b/ese
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  • clark @ 06/13/09 01:55PM
    its cheif wiggum,they shouldnt have fired that fat fuck,they let him get that way,they could have done somthin sooner,give the guy a year (no pay)and give him a chance to lose weight
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  • ZORG @ 06/13/09 08:42AM
    At first I thought this vid was a joke thinking it was Don Vito...I'll let a cop like that try to arrest me all day long, one swift action makes them want a nap.
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  • Officer Ricky @ 06/13/09 08:28AM
    Fat Pig Bet His Fat Ass Would Move Fast If He Saw A Box Of JellyDoughnuts Layin Around
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  • fuckig serious? @ 06/13/09 06:39AM
    did you really just say cheif flanders?
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  • Doubtndude @ 06/13/09 06:20AM
    Make him a deal "you pass a tread mill stress test and your hired" hes a prime example of high blood pressure heart attack victim . Ok was it me or did he look like the cop from the Simpsons Cheif Flanders ?
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  • geez! @ 06/13/09 06:08AM
    He was dieting and losing weight? How fat was this guy? DAMN!!!
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  • hrm @ 06/13/09 05:10AM
    i agree with his firing. Can you imagine if this fatass had to "run down" a suspect? he is unfit for duty!!
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  • so.. @ 06/13/09 03:09AM
    the guy's been working there but they got in a dispute that wasn't mentioned and no one likes the fat guy and want him out?
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  • Viking @ 06/13/09 02:18AM
    They should have certain veight standards and get rid of these fat asses
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