...you can actually see his brain damage!
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No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.
Paul Gallico, US writer
I keep quoting foreign authors because, although we are jealous of America, we are too stupid to write any anti-American quotes of our own.
American demeanour is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive.There is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humour, vivacity, or the capacity of enjoyment.
I am quoting Samuel Johnson who was arrested for an outstanding debt and wrote that quote before his country was defeated by the American colonies.
Americans are a nation of convicts and ought to be grateful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
Dr Samuel Johnson
Mounties gangbang me every week.
The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.
P. J. O'Rourke, US writer, Parliament of Whores, 1991
I once got tea bagged by Prince William.
I bow to a foreign queen.
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American
America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation
I wish my pet moose would fuck me in the ass again.
Meh, I've seen a lot of dumb Americans - this fake Canadian who appears to be a 'dumb ass american' has failed on every post. Go back to 8 mile white trash. Case closed and dismissed. Do not pass go, do not pick up $200 worth of Lysol.
I wish my country would stand up for itself and become truly free.
Yes, a real country with centuries of history and culture - Spain, Italy, Germany, England, Egypt. America is the toilet of the world... we're just one flush away from the sewers.
I wish I was born in a real country.
I fuk my cousins, eat shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, listen to white trailer trash rap and watch american idol - I am a dumb ass american! I also love baseball (bats up my ass - hmmm), and Nascar (cuz my brain can only watch cars go round & round).
I wish my country was important. We live in the shadow of America.
I fuk my cousins, eat shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, listen to white trailer trash rap and watch american idol - I am a dumb ass american!
The homey reminds me of me back int eh day. Half breeds like him and me can't fight for shit.
Shitty fight. Kids throwing wild punches hoping to get lucky.