No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.
Paul Gallico, US writer.
I keep quoting foreign authors because, although we are jealous of America, we are too stupid to write any anti-American quotes of our own.
American demeanour is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive.There is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humour, vivacity, or the capacity of enjoyment.
I am quoting Samuel Johnson who was arrested for an outstanding debt and wrote that quote before his country was defeated by the American colonies.
Americans are a nation of convicts and ought to be grateful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
Dr Samuel Johnson
I was born gay, like all Canadian men.
The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.
P. J. O'Rourke, US writer, Parliament of Whores, 1991 /
I live under the umbrella of freedom provided by the US.
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American
America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation
I wish my country wasn't a laughing stock. Then again, we do worship a foreign queen.
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright and critic
The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.
Wilfred Sheed, US writer, Office Politics, 1967
Why must I keep referring to an American judge? Oh, because Canada has nothing.
Meh, I've seen a lot of dumb Americans - this fake Canadian who appears to be a 'dumb ass american' has failed on every post. Go back to 8 mile white trash. Case closed and dismissed. Do not pass go, do not pick up $200 worth of vaseline - for your moo
One time a moose violated me, eh.
See? Dumb ass american is confusing me even more... he is right - I'm a fake canadian and pure dumb ass american... and I do love David Hasselhoff, Ryan Seacrest, Adam, Clay - I have all their posters.
I want to suck the queen's dick.
Hey now Fake Canadian... you just came out of the closet... don't get all confused and shit...
I want to bang my inbred, German queen.
I wish my country wasn't full of redneeck, retarded cousin bangers... that and homophobic closeted gays. Oh who am I kidding? Who would give me blow jobs then?
I wish my country produced other things than just homosexual actors.
I fuk my cousins, eat shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, listen to white trailer trash rap and watch american idol - I am a dumb ass american! I also love Adam Lmabert & Bill Ray Cyrus.
it's obvious that yup is noob... check out the time between the first two posts. You noob are a boob. But then you're from the U.S. which is not surprising.
fucking funny! I come back to check for more comments and someone picks up on my gang bang comment. Oh si...