Girl Is So Wasted She Can't Even Stand Up

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He made her cum over and over and OVER again "I want you to fuck your girlfriend in front of me" OOPS: Dad comes home a little bit too early... STACKED amateur makes her own highlight vid DAT ASS: He needs 2 more dicks to fill it up It's true what they say about those Redhead girls The more people watch, the wetter she gets

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Paul Gallico +0 Points July 25, 2010

No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.

Paul Gallico, US writer.

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I keep quoting foreign authors because, although we are jealous of America, we are too stupid to write any anti-American quotes of our own.

C. Dickens +0 Points July 25, 2010

American demeanour is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive.There is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humour, vivacity, or the capacity of enjoyment.

Charles Dickens

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I am quoting Samuel Johnson who was arrested for an outstanding debt and wrote that quote before his country was defeated by the American colonies.

Samuel Johnson +0 Points July 25, 2010

Americans are a nation of convicts and ought to be grateful for anything we allow them short of hanging.

Dr Samuel Johnson

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I was born gay, like all Canadian men.

pj +0 Points July 25, 2010

The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.

P. J. O'Rourke, US writer, Parliament of Whores, 1991 /

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I live under the umbrella of freedom provided by the US.

i +0 Points July 25, 2010

I am willing to love all mankind, except an American

Samuel Johnson

G Clemenceau +0 Points July 25, 2010

America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation

Georges Clemenceaum

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I wish my country wasn't a laughing stock. Then again, we do worship a foreign queen.

G Shaw +0 Points July 25, 2010

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright and critic

W Sheed +0 Points July 25, 2010

The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.

Wilfred Sheed, US writer, Office Politics, 1967

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

Why must I keep referring to an American judge? Oh, because Canada has nothing.

Judge Judy +0 Points July 25, 2010

Meh, I've seen a lot of dumb Americans - this fake Canadian who appears to be a 'dumb ass american' has failed on every post. Go back to 8 mile white trash. Case closed and dismissed. Do not pass go, do not pick up $200 worth of vaseline - for your moo

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

One time a moose violated me, eh.

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

See? Dumb ass american is confusing me even more... he is right - I'm a fake canadian and pure dumb ass american... and I do love David Hasselhoff, Ryan Seacrest, Adam, Clay - I have all their posters.

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I want to suck the queen's dick.

I'm a dumb ass american +0 Points July 25, 2010

Hey now Fake Canadian... you just came out of the closet... don't get all confused and shit...

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I want to bang my inbred, German queen.

I'm a dumb ass american +0 Points July 25, 2010

I wish my country wasn't full of redneeck, retarded cousin bangers... that and homophobic closeted gays. Oh who am I kidding? Who would give me blow jobs then?

Canadian +0 Points July 25, 2010

I wish my country produced other things than just homosexual actors.

I'm a dumb ass american +0 Points July 25, 2010

I fuk my cousins, eat shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, listen to white trailer trash rap and watch american idol - I am a dumb ass american! I also love Adam Lmabert & Bill Ray Cyrus.

Transparent blouse +0 Points July 25, 2010

it's obvious that yup is noob... check out the time between the first two posts. You noob are a boob. But then you're from the U.S. which is not surprising.

lolz +0 Points July 24, 2010

fucking funny! I come back to check for more comments and someone picks up on my gang bang comment. Oh si...

 

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