Some "feels" I'm glad I will never experience in life: menstruation, a Justin Beiber concert and the 7th inch of Wilmer's ham slammer making contact with my colon. There's just no coming back from this.
It starts out like your normal unbearable amateur porn. Then you see his 2 inch pecker & realize her look of anguish is asking for only $200. Who the fuck am I kidding, that's 1 inch max. Hamster status.
There's only one time in my life that I can recall witnessing less shame than what you're about to see in this video. Only diff was my fingers smelled like Lindsay Lohan and not the inside of my sister. #hollabackLiLo
Think your Saturday nights are amusing? Time to reassess. If you're not smashing Lady Gaga's biggest fan in less time than it takes to heat a Hot Pocket, Billy "I Fuck on the 1st Date" Grimes has you beat.