Gina G's genitals are no stranger to wide load entries. But today she meets her match. Laugh along with me as each thrust demolishes 1 chromosome after another.
The 60 Peso-per-minute private show usually comes to end when rectal control fails faster than a Chinese driving test. And today is no different.
Curly Sue gets spied on by the pervert next door while having the most awkward heterosexual sex since prom night. Lets just say she's less than appreciative.
The one time a girl is receptive to a stranger's exposed penis and he has to be older than my dad. If her standards were any lower she'd be fucking Carrot Top.
Skip to the end for the best position in sexual history. I call it the Full Nelson Grand Slam, and not even Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner can do it better than this alpha male.
In retrospect this 12 min snoozefest should've been edited down to a cool 30 secs. But I want you to see what he sees. Feel what he feels. Breakup with who he breaks up with.
Straight up disturbing. But not as disturbing as the possibility of Farrah Abraham's making a surgically repaired sequel to her sex tape. So, there's that.
Sexin teh butt isn't rocket science, but this Serbian duo can't seem to make the love connection. But that's not going to stop this Thomas the Tank Engine.
A lot can happen in the blink of an eye. Sometimes that means the owner's daughter trying to troll you with tits and ass while you strut around with the world's happiest erection.
It was bound to happen eventually. Now every sad fuck out there is going to take his bus stop jerk party to lvl 10 knowing a chick like her exists. Beware.
Exhilarating. Now make her do this at least twice a week and mom might finally get those grand kids she's always bitching about.
You're cruising the street with half a chub hanging out - what can go wrong? HINT: It involves failure, no second chances and more thirst than Gatorade could ever quench.
20 years worth of pixelated genitalia has left Aiko at a loss when she stumbles across a pre-cooked ball park frank in real life. Two Words: Wife Material.
I expect this kind of behavior at the BET Awards Show viewing party, not something classy like this.
Some "feels" I'm glad I will never experience in life: menstruation, a Justin Beiber concert and the 7th inch of Wilmer's ham slammer making contact with my colon. There's just no coming back from this.
Getting lectured by Michelle Tyson wasn't really necessary. A marathon of Maury Povich could have easily gotten the job done.
Poor Johnny Cage gets his heart riped out. Owned!
It starts out like your normal unbearable amateur porn. Then you see his 2 inch pecker & realize her look of anguish is asking for only $200. Who the fuck am I kidding, that's 1 inch max. Hamster status.
This guy still drinks milk from his moms tit
There's only one time in my life that I can recall witnessing less shame than what you're about to see in this video. Only diff was my fingers smelled like Lindsay Lohan and not the inside of my sister. #hollabackLiLo
10+ years of high speed camwhoring and we finally find a girl fearless enough to go down on one of Domino's finest. But she has one rule: NO KISSING? Bitches be cray.
Never have I seen girls do something so dangerous just to squeeze another token out of their viewers. I'm primarily referring to girl #7. Dat bitch gone get r4p3d.
That was definitely wet.
Think your Saturday nights are amusing? Time to reassess. If you're not smashing Lady Gaga's biggest fan in less time than it takes to heat a Hot Pocket, Billy "I Fuck on the 1st Date" Grimes has you beat.
Buttplugs & pepperoni. We know the stunt better than our own ballsacs. But vid #2 introduces something that's going to stop Domino's from delivering all together.
Forgive my lack of female perception - but is being power fucked by your S/O's friend that collects beer cans really THAT irresistible? Probably not. But it sure is funny.
Khloe Kardashian 2.0 is large, in charge and bleeding from the blow hole. Not since the announcement of a Gremlin's remake have I been this disgusted.
Marvel in a series of videos that document the all-time best moments in painal, accidental painal and what can only be described as surprise butthole bulldozing.