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justme no.1 +0 Points October 14, 2010

it started good, ended with an epic fail. lol

hrm +0 Points July 11, 2010

omg i can't stop laughing

Judas +0 Points July 10, 2010

He likes to eat sand

Don't Bother +0 Points July 9, 2010

ha ha! what a dildo! how'd the sand taste, chump?

blackass +0 Points July 8, 2010

oh si

dick +0 Points July 8, 2010

that was as good as brooklyngods comments

Flying Fin +0 Points July 8, 2010

I wish I could do a double and a half front flip

Awesome +0 Points July 8, 2010

This dude if fucken awesome, talk about an ice breaker. Or in this case face breaker...

damn +0 Points July 8, 2010

He should save the two and a half for a pool

brooklyngod +0 Points July 8, 2010

-oh si-

umm +0 Points July 8, 2010

and no one laughed? LOL i woulda been rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off....or roflmfao....

melton +0 Points July 8, 2010

mission accomplished. pinche good.

ok +0 Points July 8, 2010

an A for effort

lol +0 Points July 8, 2010

the best part? no one asked if he's okay

... +0 Points July 8, 2010

dumbass cracker

lilzook +0 Points July 8, 2010

it almost looked pretty cool..until his skull got crushed in

 

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