Funny Videos
Pretentious Bitch Fucks With NYPD
Seeing a baton get used as a colon cleanser would have been icing on the cake... but we don't always get what we want.
Filthiest Girls You'll See This Week!
If the first girl's exposed tampon string doesn't get your boner to maximum hardness, the hottie turning the street corner into her personal piss box will. Guaranteed.
Tits Teach Us About Safety Today
All I learned was tits look better in motion. But I already knew that. Fuck you Australia.
Schizo Security Guard Beaten Up
A security guard that offers no security, is like a German hooker that doesn't let you shit on her chest. It's false mother fucking advertising.
Who in the Fuck Fights a Cactus!?
Best Craigslist transaction, EVER.
Perfecting the Homemade Vasectomy
Natural selection at it's finest.
Waiting for Her Slut Friend to Finish
If there was a hall of fame for supporting acts of public indecency, this girl would be the first person they make a statue of. But there isn't. I checked.
Take Your Free Kiss and Fuck Off!
Darwin: "Must be France. The glass surrendered." ding ding ding
Water Slides Got More Extreme
When later investigated, 3 pounds of shit were indeed found lodged in the parks filtration system.
This Chiropractor is a Bit Twisted
Apparently this is a real commercial. And if you didn't guess that he's in LA, you don't know much about LA.
Skydive Turns Him into a BITCH
A definite cure for constipation? He's got an ap for that.
Can Men Withstand Labor Pains?
Honestly, making us watch a trio of Twilight films would have been enou... wait... nevermind. Turn up the fucking juice.
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